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Yet another petty thread.

70 replies

Lalapaluzza · 11/03/2019 19:00

DP and I had a row so before I left the house I stripped the sheets off the bed so he would have to make it before he could get into it and then I drove through a toll I didn't have to to add it to his account.

So lay it on me guys. Once again let's talk about the latest petty things you've done.

I also welcome criticism of my relationship and commentary on how I couldn't possibly love DP as I treated him so terribly.

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ElizabethMountbatten · 11/03/2019 21:03

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Lalapaluzza · 11/03/2019 21:22

I just remembered he is up for work at six and I am not up till eight. I will go home and wait it out...

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MrsElijahMikaelson1 · 11/03/2019 21:27

Fuckers all of you...I am in awe!🤣🤣🤣

WhoGivesADamnForAFlakeyBandit · 11/03/2019 21:34

When the battery was going in my car key, I swapped DH's for mine. He had to go to the garage and pay a fortune to get the battery replaced. He was most annoyed when he had to do it again a few months later when his "new" key needed the battery changing again - after I'd swapped them back again of course.

cocodash · 11/03/2019 21:38

I got fed up of coming home from work and finding DH sitting playing Xbox whole the house is in chaos that I have on more than one occasion took the Xbox controllers to work with me

He quickly learned to do housework THEN put on the Xbox.

SapphireSeptember · 11/03/2019 21:50

Ex wouldn't let me buy a new duvet after it had ripped from being put in the washing machine, said we 'couldn't afford it.' (We could.) It ended up being left in a black bag at his parents' house, and on the first night we stayed in our new flat he went out, so I went round to Sainsbo's and bought a new one (and a shed load of chocolate for myself.) That ended up being my MO, wait for him to bugger off out then nip to the shops to lay in a goodly supply of nosh. Grin

GarethSouthgatesWaistcoat · 11/03/2019 21:50

"a selfish yet justified sausage" Grin

Lalapaluzza · 11/03/2019 22:05

The bastard. He put clean sheets on before he left. Now I look twice as petty...

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ADHMeeee · 11/03/2019 22:06

@ElizabethMountbatten

My husband whines about why people can't put things in the bin... And I made it into an iMovie, entitled it "The Work Of A Hypocrite" and sent it to him.

OMG.
I am not worthy.
My OH complains about the same things but does them.
Admittedly we've cohabited a short time and it takes a while to get into the groove, plus I have two kids he has taken on (and we know how messy and icky kids are).
But god, the petty bickering we have done.

I guess you could say what I did today was pretty good. I did something for myself. I deserve it. We were on the list of approved regimes for a dog but the criteria is very specific and the people we are registered with just don't get many dogs which fit our criteria in, often.
Yesterday I discovered our local rescue had taken in a dog which fitted the criteria, down to being an older dog, a small one. I mentioned it to OH and he thought it looked ugly. He's also still sore we weren't approved for a bigger dog (we are in a flat).
Soooooooo basically I came home with this little guy, he is 12 or 13, he's been renamed Fraggle because he looked like a Fraggle or even Fizzgig from Dark Crystal. The vet said he looked more Fraggle than Fizzgig, going by pictures. So technically she named him.
OH was like, oh, I see you've brought it home. Argh get it off the sofa!
He has severe dental issues so he is booked in for an op first thing in the morning, but OMG his breath could kill a small human. Can't wait til he's had the scale and polish, he might need some removing too.

So, expensive start and OH has to pay. He said he would buy me a dog and I don't have any income. I bought him with money I saved but the vets bill is on OH.

(he very obviously likes him, barring the smell, and he says he is happy that I'm more perky again - long-term depressive state and Fraggle gives me a proper reason to not sleep my days away).

Disclaimer it is not advised to bring random animals or children home to keep, without checking with one's OH first AHEM

Yet another petty thread.
Lalapaluzza · 11/03/2019 22:06

@cocodash this is amazing but I'm all seriousness he would legit leave me if I tried it

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Bishalisha · 11/03/2019 22:07

Heavily pregnant. Wouldn’t let me use his beard trimmers to tidy up my bush. Trimmed my toenails over his pillow.

ADHMeeee · 11/03/2019 22:08

Rehomers, not regimes.
Also, I'm the one who does the majority of the housework and mental load and everything. So it's not like any mess the dog makes won't be cleared up by me anyway 😂

ADHMeeee · 11/03/2019 22:09

@Bishalisha mine does his toenails anywhere he feels like it, maybe I should try that in reverse and use his new expensive beard trimmer for my, err, bears

ADHMeeee · 11/03/2019 22:09

BEARD FFS

TheDarkPassenger · 11/03/2019 22:09

A few years ago my partner was shoving his clothes on the floor and not in the washing basket, I got so sick of picking them up I just started kicking them under the bed. He ended up with no pants and no shirts for work.. now he helps with the washing and irons his own shirts and suits.

And he’s fucking shite at separating colours so I’ve banned him back off washing. I know I know he probably just can’t be arsed but I’ve got a routine going now and I’m not as stressed now the kids are bigger Grin

Lalapaluzza · 11/03/2019 22:12

@Bishalisha I'm actually crying Grin

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Easterbunnyiscomingsoon · 11/03/2019 22:13

If any of our ddogs dig up the garden /break something I always tell dh it was 'his' ddog then he has to clean up /replace.
My ddogs would never misbehave....

brizzlemint · 11/03/2019 22:13

All this pettiness!! I left mine and now have a house just how I want it and a lovely bed with ethnically sourced feather duvet and Egyptian cotton linen all to myself whereas he lives in a shitty bed sit. Grin

Whatsnewpussyhat · 11/03/2019 22:17

Did the iMovie work though Elizabeth or does he still do all those things?

Offendedmummy · 11/03/2019 22:17

Child lock every single channel on sky, then changed the pin! He couldn’t watch tv all night! Took ages, but soooo worth it!! Smile

AsparagusSoup · 11/03/2019 22:22

ElizabethMountbatten 😂😂

Osirus · 11/03/2019 22:24

I hated my lodger so fed the last of the milk to the cat so she didn’t have any for her cereal. Don’t worry, my cat was one of the few who had the ability to digest milk and it helped her live for longer as she had food issues! The cat’s bowl was overflowing.

I cringe at it now.

Sickofthemoaning · 11/03/2019 22:25

This is a hilarious thread, all this bullying controlling gaslighting behaviour. You should all be proud of yourselves!!!! How about treating yourselves and your partners with respect?

Triglesoffy · 11/03/2019 22:26

I put itching powder in his boxers.

Triglesoffy · 11/03/2019 22:27
Biscuit