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To ask the most basic thing you never knew/misunderstood until adulthood

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ChanandlerBongsLeftShoe · 11/03/2019 16:35

I feel like a completely ridiculous excuse for an adult but the other day I found out the difference between cottage pie and shepherds pie.

I am in my 30s and gobsmacked (also feel a bit stupid now it's so obvious). I genuinely thought they were the same thing.

Is there anything you discovered as an adult that was just common knowledge to everyone else? Or perhaps there's a phrase you've found out you have been saying wrong all this time etc...!

Help me feel a bit better.

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ThePortlyPinUp · 11/03/2019 20:36

I thought Suggs from madness was blind because he always wore sunglasses (like the aforementioned Stevie Wonder). I would like to say I was a child when I thought this but alas no, DH roared with laughter when I said about it 😂

WaywardTraveller · 11/03/2019 20:38

That the battle of Waterloo took place near Waterloo station in London Blush. I had the same misapprehension about Trafalgar... never mind that that one was actually a naval battle...

WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles · 11/03/2019 20:38

@WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles

Erm, sorry 'bout this, WeBuilt, but that ain't the time there on those screens behind which the commentators don't sit!

(It's the score!)

Blush the shame of mocking myself for being dim, whilst simultaneously displaying further levels dimness of which I wasn't aware Grin

There must be a word for this. I bet the French have one.

crazycatlady5 · 11/03/2019 20:39

Franks and Archer has got me!!!!

user1473878824 · 11/03/2019 20:39

@PetuliaBlavatsky I am 30 and now I have the same story about prunes as you...

NewAndImprovedNorks · 11/03/2019 20:39

Nah...don’t gettit? FUD?

VictoriaBun · 11/03/2019 20:40

That the word tenterhooks is not tenderhooks.

Redpriestandmozart · 11/03/2019 20:40

When I was a teenager I was horrified and embarrassed that Bryan Adams sang about his first 'sex dream' in the Summer of '69 it was only a few years ago I realised it was his first 'six string'

Hahaha88 · 11/03/2019 20:41

@NigelGresley ShockShockShock literally the other day I thought why are there two different types of dandelion? And which kind is used to flavour (traditionally) dandelion and burdock tea. You've rocked my world. And I'm 30 so you've saved me a few years lol

I didn't know until v recently that the dark side of the moon meant the side we didn't see.
My partner thought masterbate was pronounced master as in sir/master!!
I thought Africa was a country for years too. Though my geography in general is squiffy thanks to an awful, scary, sure-he-was-a-paedo teacher
I literally have no idea where or what Gibraltar is if it isn't an island lol.
A friend once asked me why pancake Day is always on a Tuesday?! Hmm
Dark ages, yep I thought (completely illogically) until today it was just darker! Like somehow the sun got brighter years later?!?!
Oh Jesus I've just remembered when my friend told me that she had an argument with someone because they were cheating in a game by using the word eagle, because mythological creatures didn't count!!!!!

caughtinanet · 11/03/2019 20:42

but streetwalking is another term for prostitution, so the poster means they confused street-walking with jaywalking

@pocamiseria - that doesn't make sense either though as the pp said she thought the term referred to what the prostitute does and then found it meant what the customer does - streetwalking is what the prostitute does

I used to think that 'jaywalking' was what prostitutes did as opposed to the kerb-crawlers looking for them

Went to USA in my 30s and only then did I fully understand my mistake

What do you mean @orangepot ?

KinkyHair · 11/03/2019 20:42

In 1979, my schoolfriend Megan had a gnarly-looking mutt named Fud.
"Why is your dog called Fud?" I asked.
"Heh heh heh, that's for you to think about," she sniggered.
Forty years on, I realise derrrr Fud is an acronym. F-U-D*

I don’t get it. Blush

ILoveBray · 11/03/2019 20:43

KinkyHair

Fucking ugly dog??

ILoveBray · 11/03/2019 20:45

Redpriestandmozart

When I was a teenager I was horrified and embarrassed that Bryan Adams sang about his first 'sex dream' in the Summer of '69 it was only a few years ago I realised it was his first 'six string'

So why did he go to the Five And Dime?
Maybe it was a brothel? Grin

Graphista · 11/03/2019 20:45

Don't be embarrassed, nobody knows everything. I know lots of adults with mistaken knowledge on various things, doesn't make them stupid or any less lovely people than they are.

I learned today via a similar thread that cellophane is made from wood. I'm not particularly scientific but do hold a nursing degree so a basic knowledge of science but I was sure it was a plastic made from oil products.

I love learning new stuff all the time.

However, I do also reserve the right to enjoy taking the piss out of my brothers shock at how geographically close USA and Russia are which he didn't realise until his 30's, at which point he finally "got" that this was partly why the USA were so scared of them (being completely politically and culturally opposite to USA while being in close proximity to). He didn't believe my sister and I that Alaska used to BE Russian either - we had to prove it.

"BTW I make my shepherd's pie with beef mince, whatever anyone says." Sorry to be pedantic but while it's good to learn it's good to be correct once you know too, it's not shepherds pie then, it's cottage pie.

"Call it shepherds pie to a Hindu and you're in trouble." 👍😂😂😂

"What is the difference between shepherds and cottage pie" shepherds pie - lamb mince
Cottage pie - beef mince

What would a pork mince one be called? Swineherds pie? Confused

"Omg Magenta82, same! It's like when you realise Penny has an abortion in Dirty Dancing and isn't just a bit poorly" I must admit I was very surprised when a massive dirty dancing friend of mine said she'd not let her dd see it "yet" when our dds were about 12/13? I'd let dd see it and she was fine but they're practicing Catholics and I'd forgotten the abortion storyline was in it. Mind you, could have been an interesting discussion between her and her dd "mum why is this your favourite film when the major plotline revolves around an illegal abortion?" - guessing that's why she didn't want her watching it, didn't want to deal with the awkward questions.

"The clocks going backwards and forwards. I’m not saying anymore. It’s too embarrassing" ugh! I hate this! So confusing, never on same dates each year, I can never remember which is which (and yes I know there's a rhyme but it still makes sense if you reverse! You can spring/fall backwards OR forwards) I HATE losing an hour of sleep and I wish we'd just stick to the winter one! I get we need to be operating when it's most light a la winter timing but in summer it doesn't matter just bloody leave them alone! In addition these days I'm never completely confident if my tech has altered automatically or not and I don't possess anything manually set like an analogue watch to check against so then I have to check via something like a scheduled news programme to confirm. HATE IT.

"I thought New Zealand was North East of Oz not South East until very recently. (Last year) I checked lots of maps online as I didn't believe it!" If you REALLY want to confuse yourself view a map that DOESN'T have uk centralised or the "northern" hemisphere at the top. Such a simple thing - mind blowing! Weirds me out too much to even find a link!

"I have an English Literature A-level" wait til you see spelling/pronunciation ones pop up on threads like this

Hyperbole
Epitome
Bruschetta
Mischievous
Moustache
Niche
Arctic (especially in relation to ARticulated lorries)
Cache
Forte
Respite

Wrote the above before I read

"Took me until my degree in English to realise "Hyperbole" was not pronounced to rhyme with "super-bowl". It was a very public and embarrassing realisation."

SadieContrary my ex didn't believe me when I told him that about peppers, pre internet days so tough to prove to him short of dragging him to a library (not sure he's EVER been in one), until a friend/colleague (who was a keen cook) of his outright laughed at him for not believing me. Then he told me off for "not making sure he believed" 🤔 yea he's a twat!

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_pepper

Green (horrible bitter unripe ones) go in stews, curries and soups here. I buy the 3 pack as its cheaper but I wish there was an option to choose colour (yes yes I know we've just explained why!) and I HATE getting 2 or even 3 green in a pack (MIXED Sainsburys it says MIXED that means AT LEAST 2 DIFFERENT colours!)

"I always wanted to know what eggplant tasted like, I heard of it on American TV shows and I always looked for it in the supermarkets" I'm assuming you mean you now know it's an aubergine and you have actually eaten it?

@babysharkdododont I've sent you a PM hope that's ok

"I personally loved discovering that the names in Harry Potter were meaningful. Sirius was an animagnus that changed into a dog. Sirius is the Dog Star. Others too but can't think off the top of my head." It's great that people enjoy that but it irks me when people act as if jk Rowling invented it and is some kind of literary genius! It's a literary device borne out of oral storytelling traditions (so preparing books even) that's LONG been used in novels, it's called "true naming" sometimes it's very literal, sometimes more symbolic.

"Wait WHAT. Why is it called the dark ages, then?" I think it means as in "unenlightened" and "unknown" as we don't know very much about this period of history, plus the era that followed was more "enlightened" more knowledgable, more progressive scientifically and culturally? I think?

"I assumed it was so expensive because they could guarantee that it never rained & was always warm." We wish! This misunderstanding is largely believed to be due to the following ad

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cllEP3O3fEk

Which gave the impression to many that most of the activities/parc were under the dome.

"What?? Holland isn't a country?? Then what the hell is it??"

It's a region WITHIN the country of the Netherlands. To be fair our forefathers mistake on this has only relatively recently been commonly corrected. I'm sure I remember even newsreaders still referring to the Netherlands as "Holland" into the 90's. I've lived there so to me it's always been Netherlands as I was quite young when we did.

"Sellotape is a brand name for sticky tape.its not an item called sellotape" to be fair there's tons of examples of this that people may not be aware of or even where the original brand has since gone out of existence! Do you say you're going to "vacuum clean the living room"? I don't I say I'm going to "Hoover the living room" what fascinates me is why this differs so much across English speaking countries. Americans will say "vacuum" but also when referencing sticky tape or tissues "scotch tape" and "Kleenex". I know I could go and search why certain ones took off in uk that didn't in USA but I suspect I'd have to look up each individual brand and it has much to do with successful (or not) ad campaigns.

The most obvious ridiculousness from this that's arisen because the brand owners are SO litigious is when you ask for a "Coke" in a bar or restaurant and you get "we don't have Coke is Pepsi ok?" Gah! They know you mean "whatever cola drink you serve here" but have been reduced to this ridiculous questioning.

"As we can see from this thread, the English language is a minefield!" Mainly because it doesn't really exist! It's a mash up of hundreds of other languages, mainly Latin, Greek and Germanic but, mainly due to colonialism, also words from many other country's original languages, quite a bit of Indian words for example. And that's before you get into brand names and portmanteau and abbreviations and dilutions etc. There's even words that were originally mistakes that have now become such common usage they're now "correct".

"Minuscule is another. I’m sure when I was younger it was miniscule!" Me too - see also yogurt/yoghurt I'm sure in spelling tests as a kid it was WITH the "h"

EnchantingRaven - do you mean "6 of one half a dozen of the other"? I've never heard it said as "6 and 2 threes" although both make sense.

Flaming yon - filet mignon

"Filet Mingnon" sorry I know it's a typo but 😂😂😂

"What are dates?" You mean the fruit kind? Erm...dates! You get them fresh or dried.

"Which makes me wonder WTF do cows have to do with Cottages?" Farmers (I think particularly cow farmers?) used to be called cottars which I think is where the word "cottage" comes from? Like here in Scotland we have crofters, originally referred to the land but has come to mean the building as well as the land.

Zoflorabore · 11/03/2019 20:45

I'm reading FUD as fuck you dog

But my above mistakes mean I'm not very reliable with these types of things Grin

cherry2727 · 11/03/2019 20:46

I recently wondered aloud to a friend in a supermarket about why I never understood why red peppers/capsicums were more expensive than green.

She said "erm, maybe because it takes them longer to grow so they can harvest green ones quicker"

Me 😲 "I thought they were different varieties"

Her "Noooo. They grow green, then mature yellow then onto orange then finally red"

Omg I have learnt something new today 

Thank you @SadieContrary!!!

Graphista · 11/03/2019 20:47

More to the point why did you think he could BUY a dream?

MrsPeytonJones · 11/03/2019 20:48

The little pot symbol on the back of toiletries with 12m or 18m inside shows how long the body lotion or toothpaste is okay for once opened.

BabloHoney · 11/03/2019 20:49

Love this thread.

Nowhere near as good as Simon and Garth Funkle, but I did spend a good few years thinking Keifer Sutherland was called Keith O’Sutherland.

Philosykoss · 11/03/2019 20:51

It only just clicked with me that Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith called their children (Jaden and Willow) after the opposite sex parent.

Well it was a 'dawned on me ' moment!!!

Nixee2231 · 11/03/2019 20:53

My husband thought Ikea took English words and "IKEA-fied" them to make them fit in instead of giving their products Swedish names Grin

thesnapandfartisinfallible · 11/03/2019 20:54

Another Tribe fan! Pleased to meet you

Another one over here! Grin

Redpriestandmozart · 11/03/2019 20:57

So why did he go to the Five And Dime?
Maybe it was a brothel?

More to the point why did you think he could BUY a dream?

Because I was so horrified at the sex dream part I couldn't listen to anymore! Although to be fair, unless lyrics were printed in Smash Hits magazine, teenagers relied on their ears for the lyrics and obviously mine were substandard!

SmiledWithTheRisingSun · 11/03/2019 20:59

Missmouse! I totally thought it was reNUmerate too 😳😳😳

AlexaAmbidextra · 11/03/2019 21:01

A teenager I know once told me the amazing fact that the Queen, our current Queen, is Henry VIII’s daughter. 😄