To ask your first world problems...

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I need a laugh. What are your first world problems atm? No matter how big, small, modest or boasty?

Mine is that I've just bought a grand big mac and it's making a mess and my mouth isn't big enough!

We spent a small fortune on a memory foam dog bed and the dog prefers the floor.

Two of the bottles in my Virgin wine box are too tall to fit into my wine fridge

These are making me chuckle

My 3 year old had a wet accident at Nursery so now I have to put my washing machine on tomorrow morning to deal with the wet clothes when I thought I'd done my washing for the week!

DH is out getting a nice curry from the supermarket but the naan is in the freezer

My wine fridge is broken

Moving. And my DD's incessant chatter. Not enough wine.

@riotlady, - I have hummus open until it is used up - unless their is visible fungus :):)

THERE not THEIR dinlo

DD has finally fallen asleep after having her second jabs this afternoon...on me, and I can't reach the box of French Fancies I bought to console myself or the TV remote so I'm stuck watching local news

I am actually crying big snotty tears right now because yesterday evening when I was on my way to work I suggested pay day curry to dh today. He responded "yay" so I looked forward to this curry all through my very busy and demanding night shift and all day today while being insanely tired and he is currently in the kitchen cooking a Thai curry. I don't want a Thai curry. I had my meal planned from the takeaway. I shouldn't complain, I certainly shouldn't cry but I'm so tired and switching days and nights always screws my meds around and makes me all emotional and fragile and I just really wanted my takeaway.

Collector it's like a big grapefruit/orange hybrid. Just peel it like you would do an orange and eat. I found it disappointing tbh (another FWP!)

A friend once burned herself on the rivets of her Levis that had been warming on the AGA

You have to open the boot yourself on the courtesy car.

Stopped at the store on the way home to buy cognac to make champagne cocktails later - are DD cried all the way home because I wouldn’t give her the ‘dink’ under the buggy.... people were clearly judging me for cruelty.

This is from a little while ago. Took DD for a spa weekend for her 16th. She had a brace and the caviar in the amuse bouche got stuck in it.
We washed it out with champagne eventually.

Bricking myself about my practical driving test in a few weeks ahaggag

I once had to offer sympathy to a relative, re the logical nightmare of them needing to drive their third car to their second home, in order to tow their boat back to their first home.
Can’t believe I kept a straight face

Appreciating these today.

I’ve lost 4 stone and now my favourite dress looks crap on me

I am trying to relax and there is too much breeze around my sun bed in Jamaica 🤪

I bought the wrong body lotion in supergravity yesterday. Made me feel all oily, yuk.

I want wine and don't have any and can't be bothered to walk 30 seconds to the shop.

Supergravity = Superdrug

My DH dropped creme brûlée on my suede Jimmy Choos and ruined them.

The new “my diamond shoes are too tight!”. Love it!