the price for the most useless household item goes to...

[greenelephantscarf]

... the gravy boat

• always drips
• never big enough
• alwas at the wrong end of the table
• a pain in the drawer as it's not stackable

I'm moving house. gravy boat will stay behind.

BasiliskStare
But ......but .... how on earth do you spread your butter if you keep it in the fridge , dont get me wrong I am all for slices of butter on hot toast and jacket spuds but not so much on sandwiches .
I like the idea of it 'wearing' its wrapper , ( butter mutters to its self that you didnt put its coat back on right , so now its cold )

For a very short while I had a tin opener , the type that take the top of the tin off by god they are LETHAL !

I also had a balloon whisk , it was useful about once a month but why the hell did it always insist on holding hands with everything else in the draw .

Oh yes, the giant balloon whisk! What was I thinking??

A ceramic egg rack for 6 eggs. I always store my eggs in their original box.
A fancy bottle with recipes on the side for making salad dressing. The top was too narrow and it was a pig to get clean (I did try it once). Went back to using an old jam jar like I always did.
However, I use my fish slices regularly!

Mousetolioness I use my small salad spinner to spin my bras when I've done a hand wash late at night and a short spin in washing machine would be too noisy!

Anything I handwash I wring out by hand, then lay out on a bath towel, roll up and stand on. Perfect for rinsing holiday clothes or bras etc.