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about 'morning glory'

84 replies

Home77 · 26/02/2019 09:21

Do other have this where OH is quite 'fruity' first thing in the morning and it is like the worst time? I struggle with this, need to get up with the DCs and just fancy a cuppa really not a romp! But I guess it is just nature that they feel like it first thing in the mornings. Is it a men are from mars women from venus thing, I usually feel more sexual in the evenings and in the mood, not first thing in the morning. Or AIBU?

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Kneehigim · 26/02/2019 10:41

God no.
I believe it's a sin?

Typicalme1 · 26/02/2019 10:46

I like morning sex in that I’m quite sleepy and relaxed, but I have to get up and ‘freshen up’ a bit down there and brush my teeth etc. Morning breath is absolutely rank!

CostanzaG · 26/02/2019 10:46

Definitely not a male/female thing. It's the best way to start the day!

HennaLights · 26/02/2019 10:53

@doris9034 I don't even have a dp to dtd with EnvyGrin

StarlightLady · 26/02/2019 11:09

There is not time on work days but on non work days, morning sex is lovely. Always a coffee and a shower first though, I want to taste nice!

I like pre lunch sex too, but not so much at night. Night time bed is usually for sleep.

MirriVan · 26/02/2019 11:11

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HolidayQ · 26/02/2019 11:54

Hate it

MrsKoala · 26/02/2019 12:28

It's not morning sex to me if you get up, hve a shower, clean your teeth, get some breakfast and then go back to bed. That's just sex at 10am surely? To me its the snuggly point when you both wake and cuddle and aren't quite awake and it's all a bit hazy, if you get up and go back to bed you are fully awake and it's not the same.

StarlightLady · 26/02/2019 12:29

I hate toast in bed too. You get crumbs. Grin

Thehop · 26/02/2019 12:31

I HATE morning sex, dh loves it. Yuck. Dirty smelly breath and bodies

littlemeitslyn · 26/02/2019 15:11

Any sex would be good!!

beanaseireann · 26/02/2019 17:13

I thought this thread was about the climbing plant Morning Glory which I've tried but failed to grow. Blush

cricketballs3 · 26/02/2019 17:38

Normally RosieEffect I do the same as I'm an early riser - so downstairs, quick drink and slide back into bed...however this morning spontaneity was a very, very pleasant start to the day

Duchessgummybuns · 26/02/2019 17:52

I love morning sex and so does my partner, unfortunately for him he gets up for work at 5 most mornings and at that time I’m usually still comatose Grin

Laiste · 26/02/2019 17:56

This very morning! Grin With the cat watching. 6am. Everyone else zzzzzzzzzz.

We're both up for it in the AM. I'm up for it all the time frankly but DH works a hard physical job so he's more likely to be frisky on a week day after a good sleep.

Snuffalo · 26/02/2019 17:57

YAB astonishingly U for using the word 'fruity' in this context. I think I'm now put off sex at any time of day or night for the rest of my life.

NameChangeNugget · 26/02/2019 18:01

YANBU, I love morning sex however, you’ve used the expression “fruity” which I’ve probably not heard since 1978, so you’re forgiven Grin

riotlady · 26/02/2019 19:02

Yanbu, if it’s a choice between sex or sleeping longer, I will always choose sleep. Morning sex is for childless people who wake up fully rested at 10am

Titsywoo · 26/02/2019 19:31

I'm not keen on the morning, I prefer afternoon which luckily is possible as DH works from home and I get in from work around 2 so we have an hour or so before the kids get home from school Grin. Realistically though we tend to do it at bedtime. I don't think morning glory is really an arousal thing anyway is it? More a needing a wee in sleep thing?

Titsywoo · 26/02/2019 19:31

Although I don't remember the last time DH had it - maybe at 40 he's well past it?

cricketballs3 · 26/02/2019 19:46

Morning sex is for childless people who wake up fully rested at 10am

given DH was out of the house at 6am, with DS and myself following at 6.45 I must have had a bloody good dream this morning Grin

CostanzaG · 26/02/2019 19:52

riot not necessarily. We had sex at 6am before DS woke up.
We've been known to have it earlier. We love morning sex.

Home77 · 27/02/2019 08:35

Breakfast, shower, time in bad does sound nice on a time say when DCs were away on a sleepover.

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CSIblonde · 27/02/2019 09:03

I actually dumped someone over this. I'm not a morning person & he would want long morning sessions but would flat out refuse to be up for mid day or evening sessions. I started feeling so resentful it wasn't worth carrying on.

WhiteWine4TheLady · 27/02/2019 09:06

Half an hour more sleep or sex? I’m always going to choose the former.

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