I've just moved into a house in the countryside surrounded by fields of sheep. Lovely!
However I've been here a week and I've had to get my husband to evict four big hairy house spiders already.
- Are they here because the house has been empty since December?
- If so will they kindly stop their squatting due to human and small dog presence? Or at least hide better?
- If not how can I send them back to Mordor through the evil portal they opened?
I know I'm being unreasonable and probably quite irrational seeing as I'm a big human and they are tiny demons sent from the tenth circle of Hell but I needed advice and have posted here for traffic.