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To think I can just whack some fake grass straight on top of the patio?

35 replies

whyohwhy35 · 24/02/2019 15:25

House is rented and we don't envisage being here for much beyond a year (we're looking to buy). Back garden is completely covered in patio squares. I have a 4yo and crawling baby and would like to let them play out this spring/summer.

WIBU to buy some cheapish fake grass and cover the patio? I've measured up and it'd be about £70.

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whyohwhy35 · 24/02/2019 15:34

Ok well nobody has objected yet, so I'm gonna order some...

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Lovethetimeyouhave · 24/02/2019 15:35

I'd do it! Why not

FlyingMonkeys · 24/02/2019 15:36

So long as it can drain okay I guess?

RitaConnors · 24/02/2019 15:44

Like a big rug?

We had some knocking about after we moved into a new build, in fact we still have it, and nowhere to store it so we decided to put it on the garage floor. It didn’t work at all as it was in 4m strips and they moved about, like a rug.

Also it would be hard still. Solid I mean, not difficult.

I’m a teacher and in quite a few reception and nursery outdoor areas they have rugs on the ground. Another idea is gymnastics mats or foam.

YequeTuZainti · 24/02/2019 16:04

If you're happy that it won't last long, go for it. Not having a smooth surface underneath will shorten it's life. I'd put some foam rubber under to make it more comfy to sit on.

Hunter037 · 24/02/2019 16:15

Yeah our friends did this and it was fine. They put an underlayer underneath to make it more comfortable and prolong the life of the grass

LaurieFairyCake · 24/02/2019 16:19

Just to give you an alternative Ikea do huge outdoor rugs - water drains through them
and very low pile which is much easier to sweep or hoover (!) than fake grass

whyohwhy35 · 24/02/2019 16:23

I reckon £70 isn't much to pay for a whole spring/summer of outdoor play. Garden is south facing too so we get lots of lovely light in it. I'm gonna do it!

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BeanTownNancy · 24/02/2019 16:23

To be honest, I'd pull the slabs up (and stack them carefully out of the way) and lay the turf on the sand. It'll be softer and have better drainage. Then when you leave put the slabs back down.

whyohwhy35 · 24/02/2019 16:36

I'm not pulling slabs up. Noooooo way!

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PrivacyPolicyYeahRight · 24/02/2019 16:38

It will be rock hard! But hey, worth a punt.

ATBhinchers · 24/02/2019 16:39

Get some underlay too and it'll be lovely. Also we have some big picnic blankets off eBay which are thick but waterproof backed and are great in the garden for crawling babies on top of the grass they'd be lovely for picnics too.

FuckItFriday · 24/02/2019 16:41

It'll look and feel rubbish but... sounds like you're going for it!

danceyourselfsilly · 24/02/2019 16:47

I did this in a rented property last year but it was on top of gravel. It was fine - my only slight concern would be your little DC might fall over and bang their head - but they could do that on slabs so not sure that is something to even worry about? interestingly my dog hated lying on fake grass! - he preferred to find a patch of gravel as uncomfortable as that must have been! Think it was cos it got really hot in the sun last summer and fake grass doesn’t give that cool feeling real grass does

zzzzz · 24/02/2019 16:51

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JonSlow · 24/02/2019 17:04

Why bother posting on here, as after just 9 minutes you impatiently decided what to do.

whyohwhy35 · 24/02/2019 18:12

We had the slabs last summer and they were rubbish. DS is more of a rolling around on the ground type.

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danceyourselfsilly · 24/02/2019 19:14

Oh and watch out for slugs while rolling around... for some reason slugs liked to go for a stroll across it - i suppose with real grass you don’t notice them !?

PlainSpeakingStraightTalking · 24/02/2019 19:20

It's a rented house, the Op cannot go ripping up the garden and installing 'stuff' … laying a removable surface if fine, if that's what you fancy. Astro turf is hard, as is concrete. Much of a muchness.

Finfintytint · 24/02/2019 19:20

No,why add more plastic? It’s a trend that looks a bit naff. I can see your need for something cheap, quick and easy but it is unbelievably crap and faddy.

danceyourselfsilly · 24/02/2019 22:07

Finfintytint
I know it’s childish but your comment just makes me want to buy loads of it! I love a fad

Shamoogren · 24/02/2019 22:17

Dreadful idea! Sounds like you are going to do it! Hard, won't drain, lumpy, won't he any easier to play on, costly for something pointless and will look awful

InterstellarGlitterBalls · 24/02/2019 22:23

Have your thought about play mats like these OP?

Www.matsgrids.co.uk Rubber play mats

www.floormats.co.uk Outdoor rubber mats and grids

SweepTheHalls · 24/02/2019 22:25

It'll cost a lot more than £70!

Knittedfairies · 24/02/2019 22:27

I think you'd be better off buying some cheap rugs that you could throw onto the slabs on sunny days, and roll up and put away on wet days.

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