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To sack DDog and give him no treats again ever?!

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Ironytheoppositeofwrinkly · 27/01/2019 12:58

So, we are the owners of a very large, very stupid, very scary looking Staffordshire Bull Terrier. He looks extremely intimidating, but is absolutely as soft as shite. Woke up this morning to discover we've been burgled, lots of high value stuff has been taken. Go into the kitchen to make a drink whilst waiting for police to arrive, and lo and behold, the dogs treat tin is empty. So not only did this stupid fucking dog not attack the burglars, nor alert us to their presence, the shitbag has sat and taken treats off of them as well!! The thieves probably had to shut the dog in the living room to stop him merrily trotting after them! AIBU to say that as much as we love the stupid oaf, that he is a piss-poor excuse for a dog and should be suitably ashamed of himself?!

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Ironytheoppositeofwrinkly · 27/01/2019 15:41

Well after posting on our local Facebook page, it appears our burglars were very busy last night. There was 3 other houses in the vicinity broken into. Looks to be a total value of around 6k taken. Can't believe the audacity of some people.

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Ironytheoppositeofwrinkly · 27/01/2019 15:44

doodlelab i think they intend to come back, as they've taken our house keys. Luckily we have the money to call out a locksmith. They've done that at another of the houses that were burgled unfortunately.

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MitziK · 27/01/2019 15:45

Not wishing to take anything away from the fact that burglars are absolute fucking scum - but you got a scumbag who is obviously good with dogs and likes them/has some limits where pets are concerned.

Much better than dog thieves/those who would hurt them. And he deserves praise for being so friendly, they stayed downstairs and possibly getting fingerprints over his collar and the treat packet

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I had a Staffie/Greyhound/something big and brindled cross. He looked like a extra from a Zombie movie/genetically modified monster dog. He still cried helplessly when the cat decided it wanted to eat his breakfast and could have eaten the stairgate I used to keep him away from the front door scaring all tradesmen.

Never heard anything from him other than Staffie like wibbles, whines and sighs until one morning, I opened the door to a couple of men who were fairly obviously on the lookout for easy targets. Mutt was sleeping on the settee at the time.

As I was mentally calculating whether I needed to kick off/could move quickly enough to get the door shut before they rushed it (it was a proper alarm bells ringing thing, especially the movements of the second bloke), I heard something like an angry dragon quietly rumbling at my shoulder level. Mutt had silently got off the settee, crossed laminated flooring, climbed up the stairgate to get that bit higher and kept completely out of sight, so that he could growl at a height (and pitch) that made him appear to be the size of a grizzly bear.

My callers heard it too. They left very quickly.

As I turned from shutting the door to phone the police, I came face to face with mutt, who promptly licked my face and fell over the stairgate. He later hurled himself at the feet of the visiting Police officers, landing on his back with his belly uppermost. The one who did most of the talking said 'THIS scared them off? Did he try to sit on them?'

Emelene · 27/01/2019 15:51

Aw bless him what a softie! Grin So sorry you got burgled though...
I had the opposite issue, growing up I had a little fluffy white Bichon Frise, soft as you like if my parents were home, but if she was alone "guarding" us kids she was capable of growling and barking at strangers at the door sounding like a Rottweiler/ killer guard dog of some description. You can imagine peoples faces looking at her if we opened the door! Grin

Juells · 27/01/2019 16:22

justwingingit10
Was Alice good with your DC? Yeah I've heard they can be very protective over small children/babies

Very good, very protective. I nearly fainted when a friend brought a very energetic little boy to the house, he came in, ran straight at Alice who was sitting down relaxing, forced open her mouth and stuck his fist in very hard. WTF!!!!! Why would any child do that? Poor Alice yawned and moved her head away, the little boy then threw himself on her, a big body slam. He got bored when she didn't react.

tillytoodles1 · 27/01/2019 16:36

My dogs ran out of the back door and were playing outside. We only realised wed been burgled when one of them started barking to come in.

livs1987 · 27/01/2019 17:43

That’s so scary! Hopefully the bastards get caught soon if they burgled 4 houses last night, hopefully there’s more evidence or they/their car were caught on camera somewhere amongst the night’s events.

Definitely see if you can get cctv set up, even a constantly-on dashcam for your car. They aren’t to know that you changed your locks (unless they’ve seen the Facebook posts) so if they do return, they may be caught on camera.

tor8181 · 27/01/2019 20:08

so sorry about the robbery but that did make me laugh

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