Most amazing comment you have read on MN?

[marymarkle]

What comment have you read, maybe a long time ago, that you still remember?
I still remember one MNer insisting a 4 year old should be able to walk a mile in 12 minutes. Mine are obviously slackers.

Thank you for sharing the Take a Break tips link!

I have genuinely learnt so much from MN. I have never literally pissed myself (thank you antenatal class leader) nor spat anything on the keyboard (smartphone) but I have actually lol'd and cried with laughter so hard I couldn't speak and just handed the phone to DH by way of an explanation.

"Your minge".

There was a thread on S&B where a poster said she'd tried wearing a cape but it made her look like a cluedo piece. I still laugh at that at random moments.

The Gadaffi one has just had me crying with laughter, and I couldn't even explain to dd why it was so funny.

"That won't work for me" and "if someone tells you who they are, listen" have served me well.

@RedHatsDoNotSuitMe - honestly I loved your sage advice and have been known to trot it out to friends with varying degrees of bewilderment.

I may have it put on a teeshirt:

           *Bored? Kids at school?   Dishwasher loaded? Go on! Have a Wank!              
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God I love this thread laughing myself silly.

I am saving this thread!! Talk about a tonic!!! (Only three pages in so far!)

“Your minge!” I still laugh about that loads.

And the phrase “dressing gown of doom” that came from a hilarious thread about man flu has stuck in our household and been passed on widely.

Aldi sex pond

And I remember a poster who’s MIL insisted she should have a specific room dedicated to ironing.
She posted “why should I have an ironing dungeon”

Glorious addition last night. Throwing cold water in your drunk partners face could kill them. 😂

The thread that actually made me cry laughing was Marmalade's lemon drizzle cunt thread. Especially the poster who told her to "Punch the cake!"

I think because I could imagine it playing out in any primary school in the country!

The one that had the biggest impact was EMINs thread. I read it when I was researching fostering and it made me finally pick the phone up. I've been fostering for four years.

I read the EMIN thread last night, it really moved me. What an amazing woman.

EMIN was incredible. That thread has stayed with me.

On the note of lovely threads, Somerville meeting her now dh is my favourite thread of all time.

TeddyIsaHe It ws lovely , if a little chick lit.

"There was a thread on S&B where a poster said she'd tried wearing a cape but it made her look like a cluedo piece. I still laugh at that at random moments." And now I will too, that's ace.

Loved the ‘stuck in a coffee shop because I’m too British’ thread. Was almost blinded by non waterproof mascara because I cried so hard with laughter. The OP put down a troll brilliantly.

@dms1 can't find it. Did it make it to classics?

Reagan here you go

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3435615-Trapped-in-a-coffee-shop-because-I-m-being-too-British-LH

Oooh, thanks very much! Just settling down to read it with a Belgian bun and a coffee.

Ppppick up a Penguin!

Anyone else remember that? The two-timing arse, being sent on a fake date at a penguin sanctuary by his altogether two sharp GF?

From memory, another MNer went along to report on events when he was stood up. Was so, so funny. DS was a baby, and he's now ten, so must have been forever ago now - any old-timers recall it?

On a thread, something about not being able to leave a certain place for some reason. Some wit wrote, "Where are you, the Hotel California?" Still makes me laugh now, when I think of it, randomly.

I remember that one Storm. Must have been post 2011 tho, cos that's when I joined.

The next door neighbours who stole Mexican house was the one for me!

Think that one is possibly my ultimate too. Mexican House Thief. Gobsmacking.

Ok, what’s the Mexican house thief?!

Just wondering. If you don't have a loo brush how do you push recalcitrant floaty turds round the u-bend?

@UbercornsGoggles I assumed we were cutting out the middle man now and just shitting directly into the dishwasher.

I remember one of the threads on penis size when the sex topic appeared, and the arguments on best size phallus for stimulation/enjoyment.

One poster wrote about an ex's huge penis and that it was "like being fucked by a t-Rex" and another poster saying thicker and shorter was best and ideal was to fuck a doorknob.