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to be unable to think of a name for this pig

190 replies

brizzledrizzle · 26/01/2019 15:55

Any ideas welcome!

to be unable to think of a name for this pig
OP posts:
WTFIsAGleepglorp · 26/01/2019 17:23

Maurice

LadyOfTheCanyon · 26/01/2019 17:25

Winterbottom
Murgatroyd
Sirius
Rigel
Sassoon
Linus

SuburbanCrofter · 26/01/2019 17:28

Another vote for Piggy Smalls Grin

BitOutOfPractice · 26/01/2019 17:29

He does look a very intelligent young man doesn't he?

So, how about Einstein or Sherlock

labazsisgoingmad · 26/01/2019 17:30

smudge

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 26/01/2019 17:31

Gary
Neville
Notorious P.I.G.

BlankTimes · 26/01/2019 17:53

I also like Gandalf. He's a lovely piggle whatever his name is.

If you want another constellation name to go with Orion, there's a list here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IAU_designated_constellations

Andromeda - could be Andy for short.
Perseus - could be Percy for short

BonnesVacances · 26/01/2019 17:55

Bob Mortimer tweets cats names. Maybe ask him for one for your guinea pig. Or use a cat one. I like Gifty McWhiffle. Grin

FurryDogMother · 26/01/2019 17:58

Sirius

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 26/01/2019 18:02

Balonz

theycallmebabydriver · 26/01/2019 18:02

Napoleon

VittysCardigan · 26/01/2019 18:07

Craig
Clive
Mike
Alan
Bob

Perseus - Percy

Mysterian · 26/01/2019 18:08

Ian Guinea Pig.

Mulberryandthyme · 26/01/2019 18:12

Lesley. It's a unisex name in case he's a girl pig

gamerchick · 26/01/2019 18:14

Just pick one where you don't have to lower your voice when the vet asks for the name like we did.

Pywife2 · 26/01/2019 18:16

Snufkin

WhyTheLongFace · 26/01/2019 18:17

Agamemnon
Hector
Pigling Bland

SeaToSki · 26/01/2019 18:18

Chrysaor. The winged pig in greek mythology (well winged boar!)

Or

Cavia. Guinea pig in latin

Or if he is a she

Circe.

whendidimakethisbottle · 26/01/2019 18:21

Looks like a Doug
Or a Miguel

Devilishpyjamas · 26/01/2019 18:24

Derek

SquigglePigs · 26/01/2019 18:27

Storm

ColdCrumpetsandButter · 26/01/2019 18:35

Winter

tiggerkid · 26/01/2019 18:44

Looks like a peanut. So Peanut :)

SpringForEver · 26/01/2019 18:46

Graham

littlemisscomper · 26/01/2019 19:09

I was going to suggest Teddy. Then I saw that his partner is Orion and thought that wouldn't work, but maybe it would - they could be Orion and Little Bear (nn teddy)!