Aibu to think im a massive cliche right now

[Imacliche]

Firstly fuck you daily mail.
Just in case
Ok name changed for this as its pretty outing. Some point just before Xmas my boiler broke. Emergency plumber came.
I was instantly attracted to him. Found out through chit chat he lived up the road from me. Had just moved. This wasnt flirty as my partner was chatting too.
Since then ive had several dreams about said plumber and keep seeing his bloody van everywhere!
I fancy my bloody plumber
May i add i am very happy in my relationship. Been with partner 10 years. Have kids etc and still have regular sex and fancy the pants off him.
Why the fuck am i dirty dreaming about the plumber like some sort of lovesick teen

Oh god I was exactly the same in December with my DP's mate who's a bloody window cleaner. It has passed though!

I understand where you're coming from! The guy who just fitted our bathroom was gorgeous! I'm happily married with kids too but it doesn't stop you fancying people and god forbid fantasizing about them. As long as you aren't stalking him and looking to have any relationship with him I say fantasize away!

I also may or may not have fb stalked..
I'm beyond help

Ahh thanks ladies that makes me feel better.
I say fb stalked. I literally just peeked.
Im not actively looking to snare him. Im not that kind of person.
Im more embarrassed than anything.

It really isn't outing at all

Enjoy the crush while it lasts but stop Facebook stalking, that's probably a step too far.

BreakYourselfAgainstMyStones i ended up deleting half the post as it was pretty outing 😂
Yeah i only had a quick look. Wont be doing it again.
Surely should be illegal for tradespeople to be that cute 😂

Creative writing course?

Just realised it all sounds very "dear diedre* 😂

It does a bit!

Exactly! Im a massive cliche. Midlife crisis at 30 😂😂

if you ever get a hot tradesman check their check a trade reviews. they will be mostly written by gushing bored housewives.
recently had one with average 9.8 but his grouting wasn't up to much tbh.

😂😂 brilliant

I had a series of reoccurring dreams about prince harry. Which sounds bad but it gets worse. I can’t even bring myself to cheat on DH in a dream. So the dreams would go from him propositioning me, skipping the sex, to me feeling incredibly guilty and worrying that the resulting child would come out ginger (which would tip off DH).

Racecardriver
Honestly just snorted so loud at this.
Genius!

I'll send you my plumber in exchange - he is quite old, very nice but a bit smelly. You'll soon get over your predicament

Sounds like i need him next time my boiler decides to pack in.
Ive give myself a stern talking to and put it down to boredom.
Shall dig out my knitting to keep me busy

My DP is an emergency plumber and bathroom fitter.
In my eyes, he is gorgeous and hot as! I do wonder if any callouts he gets think the same...

My Dsis married the boiler man who came out to fix her broken heating. Just saying. (Mind you, she was single at the time)