Sunday roast blues

[Ihatesandwiches]

My ex has our daughter every other weekend. When he drops her off on a Sunday afternoon he sniffs the air like a blood hound and pronounces "Pork!" (Or Chicken! Beef! Gammon! Salmon!)
He never says it smells good and I am fed up with him saying the obvious. Am I being unreasonable to
A - make him wait outside
B - bring him in and ask him to improve my recipe
C - tell him he's a twat and to go home.

A

Considering how my exh behaves I'd be ecstatic if this was all that bothered me!

C

When he says "pork" say "nope, just the flesh of my enemies" - he's just hungry and wishing you were still cooking for him.

Keep him outside!
He’s hoping for a dinner invitation!

D) ignore the ducker and don’t let him get to you.

He wants a dinner invite, take it as a compliment

Say no, human. Bring him out a few slices decorated with old socks and glasses.