to ask who would play you in the film of your life?

[angelwithalariat]

jo brand. and, in the hollywood remake, anjelika huston.

Jennifer Lawrence for me please. I don’t think it’s tooooo unrealistic

Bernard Bresslaw.

Ruth jones!

Without a doubt Miriam Margolyes... although she’s almost 50 years older than me so I’m not sure how that would work

George Costanza in drag.

Kathy Burke, we look so like and the characters she's played are not dissimilar.

Rachel Bloom

Julie Walters

I’ve been compared to Audrey Hepburn ( but not for a long time now come to think of it) and my Mum was a dead ringer for Miriam Margoles so I guess what angel says may well be true ... I’m definitely more Miriam these days.

Probably a potato in a wig.

I was told I looked like Demi Moore in my younger days. The years have been considerably kinder to her than me, so they'd have to ugly her up a lot

Rupert Everett

Then I would hope he would write an autobiography in which he would put some snippets about what it was like to play me and be super bitchy about the other actors.

Pachyderm I've been told several times I look like Liv Tyler too, I wonder if we look alike?
Also told Juliette Lewis and the girl out of Labyrinth.

Lindsay Lohan

The late great Charlotte Coleman

Rebel Wilson. 😊😊

Fresh I think you mean the surgeons have been kind to her

I'd like Eva Longoria please.

Gina McKee on looks as many people have told me we’re doppelgangers. On personality any sweary embittered female comedian really.

It would have to be Elaine C Smith - right accent, similar age but she’s much funnier.

Penelope Cruz because apparently I look like her.

Looks wise, a fat Salma Hayek or Kim k.

In my head, pink.

Kathy Bates

Maxine Peake could play a more noble, heroic me.