To kill DH (LIGHT-HEARTED!)

[HighwayDragon1]

Dh has eaten the middle of my chocolate orange!

Shall I bury him under the patio? No jury would convict me, right?

Mine ate the last chocolate hob nob.

He's going down.

Is it a chocolate orange left from Christmas? If so yabu as it should have been eaten by now! ;-)

How do you eat just the middle? Did he take it apart eat a bit from each slice and rebuild it? Regardless that just isn't on and you should LTB

There were a few segments left, and the yummy middle, he asked for some, I said sure. He didn't take a segment. He took the core.

Dick.

Kill them in their sleep.

This poor woman had her supper eaten while she settled the baby:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3476618-husband-ate-my-supper

I think he's going to be taking a dirt nap too very soon.

THE MIDDLE. Is not for sharing.
In my house he would be buying my a new one, a whole one.

My husband, when he was my boyfriend, once ate three squares of chocolate I had saved in the fridge. I got home drenched from a long commute and very late home from work. I don't know if we've ever had such a big argument. Lesson learned.

LTB

Every year my mum Santa buys me and DH a selection box each. DH has eaten all of his AND all of mine. I discovered this yesterday when I fancied a Crunchie and discovered EVERYTHING was gone.
Served him with divorce papers today. His unreasonable behaviour. He can't contest it. Bastard.

The core? Where the edges of the segments have coalesced into one big beautiful trunk of chocolate?

That utter cuntbiscuit.

My dad eat my last crisp. (A very crispy special chip). It was 20 years ago. Still not forgotten or forgiven 🤣🤣

*last chip (not crisp)