To ask you to share your favourite one-liners?!

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I bought a slimming magazine at WH Smith – I didn't bother reading it, I just wanted a great big bar of Galaxy for a pound.

My dad was invited to a fancy dress party and said he was thinking of going as a Mediterranean island - I told him "Don't be Siciliy!"

Did you know that, if you re-arrange the letters in 'Royal Mail'.... they get REALLY annoyed....

I sold my old Hoover on eBay - well, it was only collecting dust.

I stood on the bathroom scales and discovered that I didn't actually weigh anything at all - I was like 0mg!!

My favourite, or at least my most memorable, is in Jilly Cooper's book on class. She uses different families to exemplify different classes; one of them is the Definitely-Disgustings and in the chapter of mating habits of the various families she remarks that 'Mr Definitely-Disgusting doesn't believe in foreplay; he uses that finger to read the racing page'.

IIRC, that is.