To ask what your last meal would be?

[SneakyGremlins]

Assuming you're about to be executed for too many faces on here.

Mine would be Sweet and sour chicken and egg fried rice but from the specific takeaway down the street, then a tub of cookie dough ice cream for dessert.

Last meal would be a giant cheesecake washed down with a bottle of Jack Daniels old no. 7.

I cannot abide fish and chips in dripping but appreciate if you do meaty stuff that’d be a good option
Think I’d go for a really nice pasta dish and lots of amazing garlic bread. All the carbs
And vanilla cheesecake
And shed loads of red wine
Maybe a side of beans as I too would like to leave a whiff behind to punish them for ending me!

Baked camembert with crudités to start, perfect rare steak, triple cooked chips, rocket salad, hot apple crumble with posh vanilla ice cream.

Big Mac, no lettuce, extra pickles, extra Big Mac sauce.

KFC Fillet Tower Burger

And jelly beans for pudding.

Halloumi fries with alioli
Jalapeño poppers
Fried chicken with buffalo hot sauce
Big Mac
Medium rare fillet steak with peppercorn sauce & chips
I’m not really a dessert person so it would be followed by:
Tiger bread, Boursin, Parma ham & sundried tomatoes.
Okay, maybe a toffee cheesecake too.

Oh & a plethora of cocktails to wash it down.

-Baked Camembert and baguette/crudités to start.
-Chicken roast dinner with Yorkshire pudding
-Treacle sponge with custard and ice cream for pudding

It’s a toss up between a really amazing ribeye steak with chips and battered onion rings or a doner kebab (my biggest guilty pleasure...I even eat them when sober! 😂)

A basket of perfectly ripe white peaches, fresh raspberties and Alphonso mangoes, accompanied by a selection of ice creams and sorbets from Gelateria del Porto in Antibes, all washed down with a bottle of chilled Chateau d’Yquem.

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Possibly sweet and sour pork balls, special fried rice from the local Chinese but with curry not sweet and sour sauce. Or curry rice and chips from a specific chippy in Aigburth.

A large tin of Heinz beans and sausage on granary toast

Pale ale, crisps, wine, cheese (Cornish cruncher mainly). Then ice cream, with cream on top.

Prawn cocktail for starter
Medium steak, jacket pot with cheese and peppers mushrooms and onions
Mint choc chip ice cream

A freshly baked crusty French stick, super salty butter and a jar of apricot conserve.

A pizza Quirinale: ham, cheese, shaved black truffles (and not a tomato in sight!). Too delicious for words!

Failing that, a rumpsteak (blue) with peppercorn sauce, gratin and green beans.

A nice Malbec to drink and a cheese board to finish.

Duck in some form
Christmas pudding with Cointreau cream
2L Diet coke
I may delay the execution by needing a wee

Rare steak to start
Sunday dinner for main
Then curry banquet
Cheese and crackers
Cheesecake

Then I’d probably burst and die anyway

And maybe I could fit in a Welsh breakfast with laverbread and cockles.

Since I'm teetotal a couple of stiff drinks to calm the nerves

Ha ha, I have already have this well planned out - but it’s a full weeks menu worth for me covering everything from mango, pineapple, clotted cream ice cream, pistachio/ toffee ice cream....

Used to do this as a fun pretend exercise with my young nieces and a sheet of paper....(took me a while to realise it was better for me to say something like “if you were trapped on a desert island”, rather than “if you were on death row” though. 🤭

Scallops, Dover sole, apple crumble and custard.

How did I forget apple crumble and ice cream?? Mmmm

An everlasting gobstopper