I've just eaten a whole box of Matchmakers

[DavetheCat2001]

AIBU?

I did that but then was totally wired and couldn’t sleep

But it was worth it

I've eaten just eaten 19 boxes of candy sticks

I feel sick

And shortbread

Stop me

It's scary how easy it is, but it's Xmas.. fuck it..
I say this but can't join in, I have tonsillitis and chocolate burns!!

I've just eaten an entire trifle.

We need some idea of the scale of the trifle. A while back a friend made a trifle for another friend who specified that it should be made in a washing machine door 'bowl' - now, eating that all by yourself would take Matilda levels of commitment.

Ah, not massive. Only a standard Tesco trifle for 2/3 people.

Orange flavour? Meh! I would be going out right now to buy a proper (i.e. mint) box.

YABU. Nasty Nestle shite.

Respect OP. I always try and leave 1 or 2 in these situations (for breakfast) and then tell myself I didn't really eat the whole thing 'last night'.

Only a standard Tesco trifle for 2/3 people

You seem to have overlooked the special seasonal portion guide that doesn't obtain at any other time of the year.

In some people's homes, something that size would be a popular breakfast item for one.

I had the worst heartburn of my life after I ate a box of mint matchmakers. Brace yourself, @DavetheCat2001 😄

I totally thought you were not bu as obviously it’s not possible to leave a box of mint matchmakers half finished but orange- yuk!!

Thankfully I have Gaviscon at the ready.. i'm fearing the cheese-sweat imminently..

Oh I've just realised they were orange! You'll be grand, so 👍🏻

I've just finished all the, Elizabeth Shaw dark mint crisp and now I'm onto KP nuts.
DH was mundlesdlty sticking his hand in the tub and forgot he moved them out of reach and has just stuck his hand into his tea

Disgusting greedy guzzle guts.

mindlessly

Standard.

I've eaten a family box of Maltesers. Feel sick as a dog.

Orange = one of your 5 a day. Chocolate comes from cocoa beans. Beans aid digestion. There is also milk in the chocolate which is excellent calcium for your bones. So yanbu.

Disclaimer: this may or may not be pure nonsense, but I need to believe in it for when I scoff my box of matchmakers.

Oh I nearly did too but then got tooth ache and felt a but sick so still nearly half the pack left 😂. Bloody DP always buys so.ething he knows I can't stop eating when he goes to the shop!

Op. You're my hero.

"insert clapping gif here"

Disgusting greedy guzzle guts.

Now now! Don’t be jealous. Just because I can rest my whiskey 🥃 glass on my belly and you need to sit beside a table. pats belly contentedly

Positively Will the fact I can hold a crate of beer under each breast do you?

Disgusting greedy guzzle guts

yes.

Positively Will the fact I can hold a crate of beer under each breast do you?

I’m not just impressed, I’m positively jealous. However does the beer not get warm?