If Mumsnet was 100 people

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Inspired by this:

What do you think?

God redandyellow - you have slme serious anger issues!! How rude

Wow that video is really interesting. More people have mobile phones than have toilets

Want a wheelbarrow for your pearls ladies?

Nice of you to come on the thread JUST to tell me I have slime issues @wingingthis

You bore off too love.

Gotta laugh at how people act all huffy and spout faux outrage when someone sounds 'angry!' So what if they do? What business is it of yours?

@wingingthis
And you may wanna direct your faux outrage at lovingbenidorm, as she was shouting and effing and blinding a few posts back.

Or is it just me that you have come onto the thread to have a go at?

Yep thought so.

I am off now as thanks to @lovingbenidorm and her whining and angry ranting, the thread has been derailed. All i fucking said was 'I don't get the point of it.' Don't some people like to shit stir?!

Hiding the thread now. You will have to go bully someone else.

Thank you Dotty1970.

99 would be women
95 would be mothers
91 think you are being unreasonable but are never going to post
86 would be OUTRAGED that you left your baby asleep in the car outside the house
85 would respond to the sponsored post asking how you get your dog bed smelling fresh for the chance of winning a roll of poo bags because, free stuff
80 would have read threads on insane diets and wondered whether they might be the exception to the rule
79 would be on here just to find out whether a throbbing pain in your right toe is sign of going into labour
75 would have just really had enough of their kids today
70 would be southerners
60 would have really had enough of their dps today
57 would be really fucking bored of being poor
55 would be waging a war with their neighbour/coworker/fellow mother about a snide comment that they may or may not have said
45 would be telling OP that "he sounds like a bastard" whilst secretly know their dp has done it too
35 would be self professed lentil weavers and they shall inherit the earth
30 would be northerners and they will delight in having threads about how much nicer is everyone is up north all the southerners will feel a but sad about it

20 would be losing the plot because there was just the faintest whiff of something that wasn't biological essentialism in what someone said on twitter
10 would be looking to change the headlamp on their Renault scenic and be delighted that mn had the answer
8 don't know the answer but thought they'd respond anyway just to let you know

One is a nice woman you could really click with, the other 99 are chewy faced, obnoxious, sanctimonious arseholes who can't park properly.

Look, I am really sorry for starting this. Had no idea it was going to go in this direction. Than you pennysays and other pps for getting it and contributing.

You shouldn't apologize for other peoples lack of comprehension.
It was obvious what you were going for.

I thought it quite interesting and would love to see a detailed breakdown of MN demographics.

62 wouldn't want to read and run so are handholding til someone raw comes along

87 have name changed BUT naice ham, cured up pear, etc.

*else. Not raw

1 is the poo troll.
35 are people who don't realise and engage with him
4 are skint, starving and pregnant with twins
2 will PayPal money to fraudsters
88 are not wealthy but pretend they are
12 bleach their toilets every 2 hours

97 would be women

60 would be middle class

40 would have husbands with mysterious ‘outing’ hobbies

38 would be married to selfish, inconsiderate arseholes

1 would be a condescending humourless troll (not naming names redandyellowandpinkandgreen99

2 outraged
4 trolls
14 passive aggressive
20 hold hands
40 LTB
20 with a different view on everything

😀

Don't even think there are 100 different mumsnetters.
It's just me and 5 others that keep changing their name and 94 sockpuppets that they use to promote their strange/ unpleasant opinions.

87 wouldn’t open their door unless they knew who it was.
2 would enjoy hosting friends for a weekend visit.

2 MNers wash their towels and bedding every day
13 every other day
70 once a week
11 every two weeks
3 once a month
1 doesn't believing in wasting water

1 dips her husband’s penis after sex in a beaker.
1 spent hours on an awkward showdown with a woman connected to a garden building.
2 wash the bedding every day
2 are obsessed with reminding everyone about vulva vs vagina
4 can’t bear the idea of a loo brush
5 have never left their four year old even to go for a pee.
5 profess not to care that their DH is late home every day, looks at other women and watches porn.
30 hate their MIL
20 are NC with family
30 have anxiety

99 would be British
95 would be women
70 would be middle class
65 would be left wing
50 would be passive aggressive
20 can’t park
1 would be a troll

90 would be women
1would be posting while being blue lighted to hospital
3 would clean the loo with their hands
3 would be NC with a family member
2 would LTB
And 1would be off to Maui