...to steal some holly from two doors down?

[Merryoldgoat]

I know I am but I want to anyway.

They have a massive holly bush that protrudes onto the pavement and it’s all glossy and perfect for my Christmas birdcage arrangements.

I’d ask them but they don’t speak much English and I don’t think they’d understand me.

Someone should tell my parents' holly Bush it's meant to be slow growing. Hope you make a new friend, OP, come back and tell us!