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To never ever speak or look at my neighbours again?

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ihavetonamechangeOMG · 20/12/2018 22:29

I threw my bra... my humungous comfy fraying now grey bra in the washing basket last night

In my flat my bedroom is right next to the hallway/front door

Somehow my bra has spent the evening on my doormat outside my front door with the strap through into the hallway

Wtf it wasn't there when I came home

The bra is the equivalent of granny knickers you save for your period.

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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Frizzcat · 20/12/2018 22:36

Emmirgrate to the moon and then get a brain transplant so you never remember anything.

Alternatively you could turn this on your neighbours by knocking on their doors and asking if they own the bra...... look miffed while you do it

ILovePierceBrosnan · 20/12/2018 22:38
Grin Excellent
MilkyCuppa · 20/12/2018 22:39

Why was your front door open? I’d be more concerned about the fact that’s a huge safety and fire risk.

TheMobileSiteMadeMeSignup · 20/12/2018 22:40

I'm confused. How did it get outside your door? Where was it when you came home?

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ihavetonamechangeOMG · 20/12/2018 22:41

Door closed. Strap wedged through... like when you shut something in the car door.

I can't pretend it's them... it's a very skinny lady and the rest are men!!!

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ILoveMaxiBondi · 20/12/2018 22:41

How the hell did you manage that? Grin

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ihavetonamechangeOMG · 20/12/2018 22:43

I've no idea how the fuck this happened

I'm assuming I must have caught it on something or DS did... but I don't know how

I took the bins out. I went out to the store cupboard. I didn't see my bra. I haven't been out since 7ish though

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ihavetonamechangeOMG · 20/12/2018 22:50

I've heard people coming and going too! 😭 they've seen it and pretended not to for sure.

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FucksBizz · 20/12/2018 22:51

The bra is a very skinny lady? Grin

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ihavetonamechangeOMG · 20/12/2018 22:53

No skinny lady isn't bra... but it's quite clear it isn't her leaving underwear on my doormat 🙈

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FucksBizz · 20/12/2018 22:56

Skinny lady did it, definitely. Log with 101, it helps to build a picture. HTH.
Grin

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ihavetonamechangeOMG · 20/12/2018 22:59

If skinny lady mumsnets and reads this

I'm really sorry and let's never mention it ever 💐 😳

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ILoveMaxiBondi · 20/12/2018 23:00
Grin

This is too funny! Sorry OP.

WhatwouldCJdo · 20/12/2018 23:00

You have to move or kill them. Happy Christmas.

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ihavetonamechangeOMG · 20/12/2018 23:03

I'm going to look at rightmove immediately!

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DonDrapersOldFashioned · 20/12/2018 23:08

It probably got caught on someone’s shoe on the way out of the house this morning.

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ihavetonamechangeOMG · 20/12/2018 23:13

Thankfully it's definitely not been there all day only this evening as I moved a parcel indoors and unlocked the door when I came home. I'd have seen it

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ILoveMaxiBondi · 20/12/2018 23:22

Just to make you feel a bit better OP. A few years ago I was dating a man who lived with his parents. I arrived one night with my bag for sleeping over and we decided to go out for food so I grabbed my keys from my bag and we popped into the living room to say bye to his parents and had a brief chat. Went to unlock my car and found my bright blue lace thong attached to them!! It had been attached the whole time I was chatting with his parents. Blush mortified doesn’t even begin to cover it.

onalongsabbatical · 20/12/2018 23:30

Not me (REALLY not me) but I knew someone who was at a work meeting, sitting in a circle of chairs jiggling her foot and looked down to see yesterday’s knickers had worked their way out of her trouser leg and were sitting on the floor in front of her… Grin

ILoveMaxiBondi · 20/12/2018 23:34

Grin who did you she retrieve them?

ILoveMaxiBondi · 20/12/2018 23:34

How!

onalongsabbatical · 20/12/2018 23:36

I don't know, I can't remember that bit of the story and it wasn't me! But I've never forgotten it, such a fab story.
Sorry about your bra, OP. Had to be the comfy grey one right?

UrsulaPandress · 20/12/2018 23:37

I once went out with a bra hanging from the back of my jeans.

And I've had the lump on my leg that turned out to be yesterday's knickers.

BSintolerant · 21/12/2018 00:09

onalongsabbatical I might be able to shed some light on that. Something similar happened to me. Grin

I was walking down the road one morning when I felt something tickling my thigh. Next thing I knew, a pair of knickers shot out of my right trouser leg and came to rest on the pavement. I scooped them up very quickly and carried on walking whilst trying not to laugh.

Dodgy elastic was not to blame: it was due to sheer laziness on my part. You see, I'd got undressed quickly the night before and got dressed again very quickly the following morning, blissfully ignorant of the fact that the knickers I'd worn on the previous day had spent the night down my trouser leg before making a bid for freedom in broad daylight in a busy street.

I don't know if anyone saw me rescuing my Harvest Festivals - it was one of the quickest moves I'd ever made in my life. I'm just grateful that they were black, lacy, and reasonably clean. Grin

Cagliostro · 21/12/2018 00:18

It’s ok my massive bright blue hammock bra was on the floor (must have fallen off the bannister where it was drying) and I only realised once the gas man was half way through fixing the meter

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