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... I don't get this joke.

57 replies

honestlynotagain · 18/12/2018 09:52

Two reinder are stood in the snow
"what's wrong with comet?"
"his wife flew off to Vegas and blew 50 bucks"

Literally, I just don't get it (is supposed to be a naughty joke?!) all the people listening were in fits of laughter after reading it and all that happened to me was a piece of tumbleweed went by. I just don't get it. Can anyone explain?

OP posts:
masterandmargarita · 18/12/2018 09:53

Blew 50 bucks means give blow jobs to 50 male deers

FittonTower · 18/12/2018 09:53

A Buck is a male deer

Minimincepies · 18/12/2018 09:54

Buck as in male deer, blew as in blow job

AnnieOH1 · 18/12/2018 09:54

Bucks being male deer...

Scootergrrrl · 18/12/2018 09:54

Presumably "blew" as in gave a blow-job to, and "bucks" as in male deer?

FittonTower · 18/12/2018 09:55

Although male reindeer lose their antlers in winter so Comet is a female - it should be "her wife" if we're gonna get all technical....

Waspnest · 18/12/2018 10:07

Thank God that was a simple one and not another Boswell......

JustJoinedRightNow · 18/12/2018 10:14

I came on here dreading a repeat of Boswell too PP

bookworm14 · 18/12/2018 10:16

Oh god, I’d forgotten about Boswell and now it’s back in my head. Angry

The deer joke is actually quite funny.

BumbleyBum · 18/12/2018 10:16

Yep and me!

DontCallMeCharlotte · 18/12/2018 10:24

Perhaps they should have used one of the better known reindeer?

YetAnotherSpartacus · 18/12/2018 10:25

Boswell?

starcrossedseahorse · 18/12/2018 10:25

Although male reindeer lose their antlers in winter so Comet is a female - it should be "her wife" if we're gonna get all technical

Well, I got the joke but I genuinely don't understand this...

mikado1 · 18/12/2018 10:27

But.... Isn't a male a stag?!

Ginkythefangedhellpigofdoom · 18/12/2018 10:27

Did Boswell ever get resolved?

BlueThesaurusRex · 18/12/2018 10:28

Haha Boswell was my first thought too Grin

CaMePlaitPas · 18/12/2018 10:29

What was the solution to Boswell in the end?

22Giraffes · 18/12/2018 10:30

For short/4 short?

Sorry.... Grin

steff13 · 18/12/2018 10:31

Although male reindeer lose their antlers in winter so Comet is a female - it should be "her wife" if we're gonna get all technical....

They're still male without their antlers, though, right? I know the typical depiction is Santa's reindeer have antlers and are meant to be male, but that doesn't have anything to do with this joke, I don't think.

EhlanaOfElenia · 18/12/2018 10:32

Although male reindeer lose their antlers in winter so Comet is a female - it should be "her wife" if we're gonna get all technical....

You're talking about reindeer that can fly and you want to go and get all technical???

Waspnest · 18/12/2018 10:34

Boswell ended with everyone getting pissed off with each other and someone putting the thread out of it's misery. No definite answer.

EhlanaOfElenia · 18/12/2018 10:36

From this website:

Can it possibly be true that none of Santa's reindeer can be males because science says male reindeer shed their antlers before Christmas, and Santa's sleigh-pullers are always depicted with antlers?

Well, look. If we're really going to let science be our guide in this matter, the first thing we'd have to admit is that reindeer can't fly, much less haul a jolly fat elf around in an airborne sleigh. If we start down that slippery slope, there's only one conclusion we can possibly reach: Santa Claus doesn't exist, that he's a myth, a figment of our imaginations, a pretty story we tell children and nothing more. That way lies madness.

Thankfully, there's a loophole.

It's a fact, reindeer experts say, that both the male and female of the species have antlers. A male's antlers can measure as long as 51 inches; a female's, 20 inches. It's also a fact that while most cows (female reindeer) retain their antlers until spring, most bulls (male reindeer) drop their antlers by early December. Which is worrisome, I know, but the key word is "most."

The experts go on to explain that a few younger bulls, depending upon hereditary and environmental factors, may keep their antlers well into spring — even as late as April.

So it's plausible to suppose that if, for the sake of argument, there were a Santa Claus, and if, for the sake of argument, he did circumnavigate the globe in a reindeer-powered flying sleigh every December 25th, then at least some of those reindeer — including one in particular with a shiny, red nose — could be males. The logic is sound, and so is the science.

DeepanKrispanEven · 18/12/2018 10:37

It's mildly amusing, but I must say I don't understand why people were in fits of laughter.

steff13 · 18/12/2018 10:40

I agree, I got a little chuckle out of it, but that's it.

AdamNichol · 18/12/2018 10:40

But.... Isn't a male a stag?!

Buck refers to any male deer. Stag is the male with the largest antlers and/or dominant male.
Though the phrases are used pretty interchangeably

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