Dp in trouble

[Aaaarrrgggghhhh]

So it's dp Xmas work do tonight he isn't home yet and always comes back wasted from work do's. We have a 6 month old baby who is very good, sleeps right through normally. Not tonight though, had a late nap so wouldn't settle and has just woken me up having had the biggest poonami I have ever seen. Somehow he has shit all up his back so I have had to bath the little cherub, change his sheet, new outfit and nappy and get a fresh sleeping bag. I put him back down went downstairs to scrub the shit out of his clothes and bedding and put a wash on. Now he has woken up again as I'm bf he must not have had enough before he fell back asleep. Any ideas for revenge on my dp (who obviously I'm blaming for this situation that he has no control over) would be appreciated.

Revenge for what?

If this was a thread by a man saying he wanted to punish his girlfriend for going to her work Christmas party and leaving him to care for his own child, there’d be war.

Train the baby to do the next 100 poonami onto DP.

Easy to do with treats and a target.

Wow obviously lighthearted. You must be a right laugh

Good idea miss terrypratchet. He will definitely be on nappy duty tomorrow with a hangover mwahh ha ha

Don't put him on nappy duty with a hangover. Otherwise you'll be cleaning vomit soaked shit. Not a good smell on a Christmas day.

Wow, you sound like fun OP. Your poor DP.

I wasn't reading properly and I understood your post as being your DP came home wasted, with shit up his back...

Maybe that is your revenge...

Lol chatwoo that would be too much to deal with my dps arse is a lot bigger. 😂

I remember those poonami days, shit everywhere! ,

Honestly, if your DP only gets wasted once in a while, you can give him a break. My DH had his work party earlier this week and came home swaying slightly and grinning inanely, as I knew he would. I packed him off to bed in the spare room (he snores loudly when drunk) and made him a cuppa in the morning. He does the same for me when I have a night out.

We all need the odd night off from parental responsibilities...if he's having one tonight, you need to schedule your own ASAP.

What I really want to ask is do you get the odd night out? If so then then it is an equal situation. Rattle around tomorrow and make him suffer, but expect the same treatment on your night out.

My DH always made sure he got to go to work nights out, but when I had anything planned he was always unavoidably delayed, so I never got a night out on special occasions. If that is what is happening, then deal with it sooner.

Yeah need a night out. I have no problem with dp going out. Usually enjoy the break from the big kid lol 😂 This is the second time the little fella has done a major poo when dp is out. I sense a conspiricy I am now wide awake so will probably still be up when dp gets back so I can listen to him tell me the same story 43 times in his drunk whisper voice. I can't drink (I'm a bloody lightweight) so if I do get drunk I usually pass out

maybe hes on some hidden dadsnet somewhere and has previously asked how he can get his dc to shitnami over his mum every time he is out :D so he doesn't have to deal with it.