What's your favourite lines from a film?

[Butterfly98]

I've just watched Marley & me for about the 10th time and it still makes me cry even though I know most of the dialogue by now! It got me thinking about how certain films and lines stay close to your heart for different reasons... this films always reminds me of my childhood dog who we had for 12 years, his name was Shep and we loved him dearly... everyday there he would be waiting for us when we got off the school bus wagging his tail to greet us, even when he got old and weary we could rely on him to be there waiting in his usual place in rain, hail or snow! He really was a part of the family. Anyway my favourite lines from this film are "A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his".

"He's soooo fluffy!"

"Can I get any of you cunts a drink?"

"You're just a virgin who can't drive."

"Get away from her you bitch"- Ripley, Aliens

“Carpe diem. Sieze the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.” Dead Poets Society.

You have no power over me

The History Boys, "a husband on a low light" fabulous film with loads of brilliant quotes.

Hit her!
Are you high, Clairee?
We'll sell t-shirts sayin' "I slapped Ouiser Boudreaux!" Hit her!
Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man! Knock her lights out, M'Lynn!

"Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face."

Drum: Ouiser you look like hammered shit.
Ouiser Boudreaux: Don't you talk to me like that!
Drum: Oh,I'm sorry you look like regular shit.

I LOVE Steel Magnolias.

‘This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.’

‘Hey, man, nice Marmot’

My friend, you are entering a world of pain.’

All from The Big Lebowski.

And from The Blues Brothers:

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it!

"You Charlie. It's always been you"

Could be a thread per film! Strangelove again, gentlemen, gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room! Does the Simpsons count? Son Wiggum refelting Homers roof. Mr Simpson! Mr Simpson! It's making me dizzy. Yeah, it does that, says Homer.

Damaged people are dangerous, they know they can survive - Damage

With great power comes great responsibility - Spider-Man

You were a TOMATO!

Oh God, I begged you to get some therapy.

No, we are not friends. I don't take this shit from friends. Only lovers.
I have read The Second Sex, I have read The Cinderella Complex, I am responsible for my own orgasm, I don't care! I just don't like to be lied to!

I think we're getting into a weird area.

All from Tootsie. I do quote these quite often but since Tootsie is 36 years old, nobody ever recognises any of them.

Not from a film but from TV - Queer as Folk. "I'd shove my head up his arse and wear him as a hat" .

"In the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option, I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this."

And yes, I am watching The Martian on the telly at the moment.

"Frigg off! And wash your bastard curtains, you dirty cow!" East is East.

"You Charlie. It's always been you"

Ha ha was just going to post that! Love that scene.

I carried a watermelon. I carried a watermelon?

He had the funkiest tasting spunk- SATC

'we're gonna need a bigger boat' jaws

'there's always time for a bow'.. Arthur Christmas (said often in my house especially at this time of year)

'It's coming out of me like lava' - Bridesmaids

'Yippee-Ky-Ay Motherfucker!' - Die Hard
'Dick - that is your name isn't it, Dick?' - Die Hard 2

'And cancel Christmas!' - Robin Hood

"Your going to be bad for buisness I can tell!" Moulin Rouge.

"A life half lived is a life lived in fear" Strictly Ballroom

"Keep it, as a promise" Kili to Tauriel (wahhhhh )

"Hes got worms...in his tubes"

"Is it soft? is it juicey?" (said often to my ds2 who is a huge fan)

"Curse us and splash us"

“Fuck it, we’d have injected vitamin C if only they’d made it illegal”

'Fuck off you nosey bitch and wash your bastard curtains', from East is East. I want to need to say this to someone someday.

Nice beaver

(passed a beaver by Leslie neilsen)

Thanks I just had it stuffed

Love naked gun

At my signal, unleash hell.

Correction: Frig off, and wash your bastard curtains you nosey cow.