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How much would it cost to outsource ALL housework?

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silvercuckoo · 29/11/2018 17:45

Asking more out of curiosity, but still.

How much do you think it would cost to outsource all daily household chores (apart from those that are pleasurable / hobbies, like light gardening or walking the dog in good weather?)
Say two young children, single adult, 4 bed house. Cooking, cleaning and tidy-up, laundry / ironing, shopping, household admin etc.

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WerewolfNumber1 · 29/11/2018 17:47

Our nanny-housekeeper does all of that (except life admin) on weekdays, and she costs us about £43,000 a year.

If you didn’t need childcare you could maybe get a part time housekeeper whicu would obv be cheaper.

BunsOfAnarchy · 29/11/2018 17:49

@WerewolfNumber1 Marry me

KismetHardie · 29/11/2018 17:50

I don't really understand how someone else could tidy up for you but I guess that's because I'm a peasant, and only I know how my two wooden bowls should be stacked.

FrazzyAndFrumpled · 29/11/2018 17:51

WerewolfNumber1 ShockShock

Where do I sign up to be a housekeeper?! You don’t have to be good at keeping your own house to be good at it as a job, right?

KoshaMangsho · 29/11/2018 17:54

Well. I don’t know why people are so gobsmacked. A half decent London nanny is roughly 2200-2500 a month. Add in housekeeping and that’s a reasonable salary no? I wouldn’t want to underpay someone looking after my kids and doing my household chores.

WerewolfNumber1 · 29/11/2018 17:58

Hah! Am amused by the comments.

I’m afraid marrying me wouldn’t help, DH earns the money (and he’s taken!).

Yes she doesn’t tidy the exact way I would all the time, but it’s mostly close enough, and it’s such a fantastic luxury to have her that I try not to sweat the small stuff.

FrazzyAndFrumpled · 29/11/2018 18:01

KoshaMangsho

Surely it’s not hard to imagine that some families don’t have the budget to even consider looking into how much a London nanny would cost? Let alone a nanny-housekeeper.

WerewolfNumber1 · 29/11/2018 18:04

@FrazzyAndFrumpled - bear in mind she doesn’t get all that as we are paying her taxes, employer taxes and pension on top of her actual salary - plus it’s zone 2 London so an expensive place to be!

silvercuckoo · 29/11/2018 18:05

Aw. I hoped for a more palatable answer.
My new cleaner's fees for the last month were close to 1K (she cleans until it is clean, not on a fixed number of hours) and my house still was filthy. I never did "family" housework myself really, apart from cooking, so wondered whether I am missing something.

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user187656748 · 29/11/2018 18:05

Hmm, It wouldn't ned to cost that much. My cleaner does the cleaning, tidying and also irons if I want her to. She feeds the animals if we are away and babysits if necessary. if I had a shopping delivery coming when she's here she would put it away. She also does a lot of the laundry. She strips the beds and puts a load of washing and drying through each time she's here. She charges £10 an hour.

So in theory I could multiply that up and have her for £80 a day which is about £21k if weekdays only.

Bombardier25966 · 29/11/2018 18:08

£1K a month for a cleaner?

This is getting even more bizarre.

FusionChefGeoff · 29/11/2018 18:10

£1k a month for a cleaner...

And the house is still filthy - even weirder Confused

silvercuckoo · 29/11/2018 18:12

Well, she also walks the dogs. 5 hours dog walking a week and around 10 hours cleaning and tidy-up.

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Hisashiburi · 29/11/2018 18:14

Don't you mean 1k per year? I think I've open the portal to a parallel universe!!

zzzzz · 29/11/2018 18:14

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KoshaMangsho · 29/11/2018 18:14

No but you can do some basic calculations, no? I feel a bit like that there is some snobbery here that a ‘nanny housekeeper’ earns 43K because ‘anyone could do it.’ That’s what I was remarking on- the shock that a nanny housekeeper could be well paid. Why not?!

KoshaMangsho · 29/11/2018 18:15

1K a MONTH on a Cleaner??? She works 15 hours a week, 60 hours a month. Why does she charge 1K?

AlpacaLypse · 29/11/2018 18:16

I'm struggling with £1000 a month for a cleaner. Only possible if she's doing several hours a day at yours. In which case why is house still filthy?

halfwitpicker · 29/11/2018 18:17

It's a full time job, at least. At 8 quid an hour?

PurpleWithRed · 29/11/2018 18:17

Are you including sex as housework? Or does that come under 'pleasurable chores'?

StupidBrexit · 29/11/2018 18:17

How big is your house, OP?

Bombardier25966 · 29/11/2018 18:17

What kind of a state was your house in that needed ten hours cleaning in the first place, and then is still filthy?

halfwitpicker · 29/11/2018 18:17

1k per month for cleaner - yes, but how big is the house?

VioletCharlotte · 29/11/2018 18:18

That sounds like a huge amount but probably about right. Dog walking is normally about £18 an hours isn't it? So that's £360 a month. Cleaning - £15ph x 10 hours a week is £600.

If the house is filthy after 10 hours cleaning a week, it sounds like she's not a very good cleaner! Unless you live in a mansion?!

Holidayshopping · 29/11/2018 18:18

£1000 a month and your house is still filthy.

I don’t really know where to start.

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