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Fancying David Rossi from Criminal Minds?

47 replies

orphanblack1 · 28/11/2018 11:55

Posting for traffic.

He’s SO hot so looked him up and he’s 71!!!! I’m 40!!! Surely this is wrong?

But I do also fancy Spencer Reid.

To be fair. I’ve just had a baby so maybe my hormones are rife, or maybe it’s a subtle form of Stockholm Syndrome given I’m stuck in the house a lot and working way through boxset!

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AnastasiaVonBeaverhausen · 28/11/2018 12:31

Gil Grisham! Mmmmm
But then I also fancy Tom Selleck who is even older than my dad. I fancied him as Magnum, as Richard in Friends and even now. He's just delicious.

orphanblack1 · 28/11/2018 12:32

And in 3 men and a baby/little lady!!!

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NothingOnTellyAgain · 28/11/2018 12:32

I thikn I'm odd was talking about this with friends the other day.

I have never fancied older men and now I am older, the ones I like the look of have got a bit older but the gap is growing :D

I'd say 25-35 for me. I look at the men at work and I think wow fuck these men are so old and then I realise they are the same age as me....

BettyDuMonde · 28/11/2018 12:37

Oooh. I forgot about Magnum!

Trevor Eve in Shoestring (showing my age now).

I’m straight but the flawed cop crush thing runs so deep that even DI Viv Deering ticks my boxes

InfantaSybilla · 28/11/2018 12:42

Can I offer Gibbs from NCIS?

InfantaSybilla · 28/11/2018 12:43

Tom Selleck is 73! Mind is blown

exWifebeginsat40 · 28/11/2018 12:44

Rossi is a sleazy Henry the 8th. and when Reid, as in Matthew Gray Gubler directs an episode, it is usually filled with dreadful, offensive psychobabble nonsense. so i have Taken Against him.

Prestiss signals her position as leader by having a blunt fringe and talking really fast. there are no serial killers any more - Garcia sees something on the internet and it’s wheels up in 20.

it was way, way better with Hotch, and i hope one day he can apologise for kicking a producer up the arse and come back. Morgan’s vanity project SWAT thingy is dreadful, so he’ll be back. get rid of Alves, who is pointless, and get some decent writers in.

and for the love of god, can people STOP fawning over Rossi and telling him they’ve read all his books. it’s like Steve Wright reading out emails which all definitely contain the phrase ‘love the show’ and it drives me mad.

exWifebeginsat40 · 28/11/2018 12:46

Prentiss

exWifebeginsat40 · 28/11/2018 12:51

and by ‘people’ i mean (people in the show not real life) serial killers, cops, psychiatrists, coroners, ex-wives, unsubs, spouses/children of unsubs/victims, journalists, political prisoners in Gitmo...you get the general idea.

i don’t get out much.

Redpriestandmozart · 28/11/2018 12:52

Oh Rossi yes.. I binge watched CM from the beginning and I've watched him age slowly and find him getting even more attractive. I put it down to our difference in age shrinking!

13thWarriorWitch · 28/11/2018 12:55

You're all wrong Smile
Bobby Goran from Law and Order Criminal Intent is the best TV cop. ♥️
Like me some Grissom too though.

PippaPug · 28/11/2018 12:55

Morgan is the hottest 😍😍😍

Elle was in the first series, and Gideon left because he found it too dark....I have googled a lot!!

orphanblack1 · 28/11/2018 12:55

Ha ha ex wife - good points well made!

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orphanblack1 · 28/11/2018 12:57

Weirdly I’ve always gone for older men in life but am now engaged to a 35 year old who is father of my DS!

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BettyDuMonde · 28/11/2018 12:58

Chris Noth is much hotter as Mike Logan from Law and Order than he is as Mr Big.

StylishMummy · 28/11/2018 12:59

I cried when Shemar Moore (Morgan) left. He was truly beautiful Blush

Underpressureidiot · 28/11/2018 12:59

Hotch and Reid are my faves but Rossi does have some weird appeal. I can’t get past the fact he’s fat Tony from the Simpsons though, ruins it..

OlobobTop · 28/11/2018 12:59

I fancied him until I discovered he was the voice of Fat Tony in The Simpsons and then I could never unhear it

Same Grin

OlobobTop · 28/11/2018 13:01

Didn't like Hotch, far too serious and I couldn't get over that he was Greg out of Dharma and Greg.

exWifebeginsat40 · 28/11/2018 13:03

i think Shemar Moore wrote his own lines in his SWAT show. there was a glorious little monologue about music (some nonsense about rock and roll in the car, R&B at home or something) which concluded with the sexy, sexy sentiment that ‘when it comes to loving, jazz is the only soundtrack you need’.

ugh ugh ugh.

NothingOnTellyAgain · 28/11/2018 13:12

"when it comes to loving, jazz is the only soundtrack you need"

hahahahahahahahahah OMG that's sensational Grin

orphanblack1 · 28/11/2018 13:13

Oh and the whole “baby girl” thing really used to irritate me re Morgan!!!

Agreed re Chris Noth in Law and Orfer - sexy as

Another couple for you - Phil Collins and Anthony Hopkins?!

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