Broccoli and Pinenut porridge?

[Gonzoo]

To think this is possibly the most horrific contortion of a comfort food ever?

Just NOOOOOOO...

Jesus, that sounds hateful 🤢

EURGH.

YADDDDDDNBU.

This sounds like food for people who have no joy in their lives.

🤮

Surely that is a crime, right?

It's like Chris Evans and Jeremy Clarkson having a baby. It just shouldnt happen.

Tali 😂😂😂

What's wrong with just putting honey on porridge like a normal person?

What’s wrong with just avoiding porridge?!

Just leave this here for you, OP: Heston Blumenthal’s snail porridge www.finedininglovers.com/blog/food-drinks/snail-porridge-recipe/

I like porridge. I like broccoli. I like pinenuts. I might just have to try this.

I’d eat it if I had a big bottle of sriracha to splash on it.

Joyless.

But why?

I notice it appears to have a one star review...

I like porridge. I like broccoli. I like pinenuts. ... but I see no more reason to try them together than I see to serve ice cream with my brussels sprouts, or salted caramel sauce on my asparagus.

Selling that abomination might be a worse sin than Ocado's stance on women!

Ugh filthy but "mixed in the Austrian Tyrol" so ... no, still filthy..

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwww.

That sounds disgusting

I like Broccoli and Pinenuts. Doesnt mean they belong in porridge. It's like ice cream and curry sauce. Bleugh.

Enjoy with a side of brown rice and seaweed and a shot of tepid tap water!

#joylessliving

I made savoury porridge once, just to see if it would work; cheese porridge. It didn't work.

Lovely. That for breakfast, then a big plate of macaroni cheese with raspberries and maple syrup for lunch.

I can wholeheartedly say, I would rather shit in my hands and clap, than eat that abomination.