To want to scream every time the Dior/Natalie Portman/Chandelier ad comes on

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It is cringe cringe cringe. Makes me so cross.

AIBU?

The little head nod she does when she says that line makes me want to throw my tv out the window.. I’m no marketing expert but I’m fairly sure that’s not the reaction they wanted

I'm surprised clicky fingers one isn't back on yet.

I love perfume ads!! I love the over the top drama. At least they are not boring.

One of the few perfume ads I like was the Prada Candy with Lea Seydoux.

The thing that repeatedly pisses me off is the number of the celebs who are selling perfumes (applies to other products too actually, but as we're on the subject) who are ALSO SUPPOSEDLY vegetarian, vegan, peta supporters etc and yet they're selling products that are guess what?

Not cruelty free.

And ms portman has been very vocal on animal rights

All perfume ads are pissing awful. I’m yet to see one that even entices me to sniff one.

I hate the D&G one with Emilia Clarke. Its mega cringey. Her facial expressions are weird. Her eyebrows have a life of their own. She is stunning and I love her in GOTS.

As a PP said, it’s that the song is so incongruous. Chandelier isn’t about love of romance. It’s an awesome song but not for selling beauty or perfume.

love *or romance

So who else apart from me asks "Do you want a flake in that, love?" Every time a stupid perfume ad comes on the telly?
And can anyone tell me what beer advert it came from? Racking my brains here.

The cinematography of the ad is actually pretty good. But awful portrayal of what “love” should be and how we should act if out.

I think the beer ad was Boddingtons.

The perfume ad with Jennifer Lawrence Dior with her red lipstick in a swimming pool is hilarious. My dd asked me if it was a spoof the first time we saw it, but we decided it wasn't.

Boddingtons with Melanie Sykes

Are your trolleys on t' right way round?

Look at you, look at me, look at you, look at me.

But I love the Coco with Keira Knightly. She’s impossibly beautiful with impossibly amazing clothes in impossibly gorgeous surroundings where she has a (maybe?) one night stand and fucks-off in the morning with not a backwards glance.
The walk of shame but with better clothes, makeup and shagbuddy.

I have to admit that I secretly love the Gisele one for Chanel

I don’t think the Dior advert with Charlize Theron is too painful. Sometimes I like to walk around and practice my strutting.

This is fun.

Still din't like the perfume it's for.

Natalie Portman is the most overrated actress ever. Literally every time she does anything I’m just thinking how hard she’s trying to act, which I’m pretty sure is not the intended effect. She’s also incredibly pleased with herself whenever I’ve heard her being interviewed or giving a speech or whatever.

Thank you and thank you, alltoomuch and shenumpty, that's made my day. 'Ere, Tarquin!'

The new J'Adore one is even worse.

Why is she the only one in the bloody bath? Why does she have a bevy of scantily clad women all around the pool?

Why do they all follow her?
Wtaf is it about? Some ad execs wet fucking dream??

And where does all the older perfumes that didnt sell go? Is there a huge warehouse somewhere in France with boxes and boxes of unused crap 'famous celebs own designed' perfume?)

The Candy one reminds me of the killing Eve scene (I thought it seemed familiar)

Yes op! I also want to scream at it. So smug and infuriating!