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Love Made Me Do It

132 replies

Owllwo · 12/11/2018 20:22

(By Cheryl)

Is the worst song released in the last century?

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SharpLily · 12/11/2018 21:15

I've been puzzling about this myself - to me all her songs have been shit, but this is like she's invented a whole new definition of shit.

And apparently she's such a sucker she falls in love with every fucker. Well, based upon absolutely zero personal knowledge of Cheryl, I'm going to diagnose that her problem isn't that she falls in love with every fucker, it's that she doesn't fall in love with any fucker because she's too in love with herself. Profound, I know. That's what the video feels like anyway - get yourself off the screen occasionally, Chezza! Particularly now you look so odd.

petbear · 12/11/2018 21:16

Below average song. She cannot sing.

But what on EARTH has she done to her face? It looks bizarre!!!

Such a naturally pretty young woman, she was stunning. Now she looks AWFUL!

What is it with this trend of young women wrecking their face? Having botox, and fillers, and surgery in their 20's some of them. Really pretty young women, not needing it at ALL.

WHY WHY WHY? Sad

I wish they would stop. It's so sad. I wonder why? What is causing it?

Funnyface1 · 12/11/2018 21:17

I've just watched it because of this thread. The song is crap, the video is worse. I know this is slightly off topic but why has she done that to her face? What did she think needed fixing? And does she know how bad it looks?

I really hope she stops.

Bodear · 12/11/2018 21:21

I like the song and the video! The pressure to look amazing must be immense so I can’t blame her for having work done. I would in her position and I think most do. I’d hate to think what you’d all say about me.

Uniquack · 12/11/2018 21:31

OMG - her top lip!!! Shock

HopeHopity · 12/11/2018 21:35

Those boots 😔
I can't erase the image of those boots 😔
Why OP?

Digggers · 12/11/2018 21:38

The boots are so awful

Owllwo · 12/11/2018 21:41

I apologise for exposing those of you who hadn’t already seen it to the song and boots. It takes several hours to process, I’m still so confused.

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Atalune · 12/11/2018 21:42

It’s the jiggling legs with the boots.

It cannot be unseen.

petbear · 12/11/2018 21:45

The boots! I noticed them now! I thought they were M C hammer trousers!

Fookinell!

Honeyroar · 12/11/2018 21:46

She's never made a good solo track. She's just like Victoria Beckham was - trying to be cool and rap, when it just doesn't work.

I can't believe how different she looks. Silly girl. Why do these beautiful women ruin themselves in the search for eternal youth? Especially when it never, ever makes them look better. She looks a bit like Kim Karcrashian.

BlackeyedPetitsPois · 12/11/2018 21:49

@CoatTails I agree!! Those boots make her look like Mr Tumnus the faun!!

Funkyslippers · 12/11/2018 21:49

Why does she point over her shoulder? Who's behind her?!

HopeHopity · 12/11/2018 21:49
  • It’s the jiggling legs with the boots.

It cannot be unseen.*
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

HopeHopity · 12/11/2018 21:50

@Funkyslippers the boots

Owllwo · 12/11/2018 21:51

Why does she point over her shoulder? Who's behind her?!

Her “singing” career.

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LizzieBennettDarcy · 12/11/2018 21:53

I don't know why she puts herself through it, to be honest.

I'm almost embarassed for her.

AfterSchoolWorry · 12/11/2018 21:59

The swearing, the boots, the shitness...cringe

AutumnB · 12/11/2018 22:02

I didn't notice the boots as I was too busy staring at her top lip. Bugger, means I have to watch it again!

Foslady · 12/11/2018 22:10

It’s bad.

Not a fan of songs tell is all about the singers life (Taylor Swift comes to mind here as well) but this sound like the kind of thing i’d expect a group of year 7’s to put together

bananamonkey · 12/11/2018 22:19

It looks like a spoof video! Her face is so tight it doesn’t move when she speaks(raps?)/sings. She’s so naturally beautiful, I don’t get it.

StateofIndependance · 12/11/2018 22:30

Surely the director is taking the piss. The concept of the video requires her to act to camera as she says some of the lines. There is no better way of showing just how fucked her face is.

SaucyJack · 12/11/2018 22:31

She’s gone a bit mad with the nose to lip fillers- she looks like the missing link TBH.

The song isn’t even worth mentioning.

Poor old Chez. Growing old is no fun when you’re supposed to be a hot young thing.

TokyoSushi · 12/11/2018 22:31

Shite, it'll probably be number 1!! Grin

TheRenegadeMaster · 12/11/2018 22:39

Terrible. She needs a new producer and song writers - so out of touch!

Also I'm usually a fan of a good ol filler and Botox, if done appropriately... she's ruined her lovely dimples and smile she had before!! Was genuinely a beautiful woman and she has started a slippery slope now. Shock

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