To let DH sleep on the floor? (Lighthearted)

[SadieContrary]

We are just home from a big night out. Neither of us are sober but he's defo worse for wear.
I've managed to get him undressed but he's far too heavy to lift and he's now passed out on the rug on our bedroom floor. I've wedged a pillow under his head and given him a duvet.
So, the real Q is - AIBU not to persevere into getting him to bed and leaving him on rug so I can starfish in the bed?!

Leave him and enjoy the space!

Lord no, leave him there. I'd have left him downstairs.

Leave him. You could hurt yourself trying to move him.

Felix, he's snoring like a train. Wishing I had bloody left him downstairs. At this rate, he will be on bedroom rug and I'll be on sofa. My lovely bed will be abandoned.

Of ffs sadie why did you have to be considerate enough to help him undress? I would have left my dh at the front door for a free bed

Enjoy bed

Brazzle purely because he was wearing a full kilt outfit and dry cleaning it is a fortune. Had he been wearing anything else he would have been abandoned (although tbh he made it up the stairs fine, he just seemed to stop working when he reached out bedroom ).

The snoring may waste this master plan. Sake.

You should have left him face down in the garden.
A late night reveller could have parked his push bike in his bum crack!!

*our bedroom

Jeez, it's taking me forever to type cos I'm a bit mashed and having to backspace to amend all my typos.

He needs to stop snoring.

If it wasn't so outing I'd be posting a photo as it's hilarious

Leave him be. I've just left my DP on the sofa asleep downstairs. I'm enjoying the bed on my own for a while 😂

I should be trying to get the pins out of my up-do rather than posting on here. I think the hairdresser has used about a thousand. I've give up.

Me and my head full of Kirby grips are off to the sofa (with the good pillows)

Mine passed out in the hall last weekend. Cold wooden floor. I starfished in the bed. T'was glorious.

Mine's currently passed out on the sofa however we live in a flat and I can still hear him bloody snoring from bed.

He's just come to bed now...and woke me up to tell me about it