The bumpy shampoo has run out.. *So Angry*

[NewYoiker]

I came home from work about 10 minutes ago to a note from my DH on the fridge (where we leave need milk notes) saying 'we've run out of the bumpy shampoo can you get more? Xx'

We don't own 'bumpy shampoo ' I went up stairs to find in the bathroom bin the bottle of Jo Malone lime basil and mandarin shower exfoliating gel...

He's used the whole fucking thing in just over a month!! I was saving it for when I wanted a hot bath or long shower after a hard day at my new job! I hadn't even used it yet !

Aibu to Insist it's replaced? He's a fucking heathen who usually washes his whole body with head and shoulders. It was totally wasted on him 😭

Oh yes cheap alternative with salt or ground nuts (perhaps his own ground nuts)?

I bet his scalp is sooooo exfoliated though!

Yep, he owes you a new bottle.

How did he not realize? LOL it's adorable in a omg hahaha men type of way

But is his whole body (and head) nicely exfoliated and glowing?
Just send him to replace so he knows how expensive it was.
Fuming is a bit much. It's kind of adorable. unless he refuses to replace

Can he not read?

@IncomingCannonFire it was more I've had a really really hard day and I wanted a bath that smelled nice and I like that smell and I've been saving it and it's gone. Plus I've had no lunch and no break and I've walked 21000ish steps I'm going for a bath and having some wine 😂 it was light hearted haha!

@kaytee87 to be fair to him once his glasses are off he's completely blind. He's very very short sighted. But he still made the choice to get it out of the cupboard and put it back!

Gummy 'toilety' hahah! Hilarious!
NewYoiker So feel your pain.
Its a wonder to me, how they'd (I gender blindly include others in this) get through without cleaning their teeth with boot polish if it were left in the toothpaste spot.

Bet he smells gorgeous though

Just so you know (and you should totally get your DH to buy you more of the Jo Malone!), Aldi do a Lime Basil and Mandarin dupe.

My dad once said he's found a lump of rock hard old cheese in the fridge, so he'd given half of it to the dog and thrown the rest away. It was a big block of very posh parmesan. It must be 20 years ago now, but my mum still reminds him of it.

Ah shite, done another cross post. Didn't mean to make a joke about your loved one being blind without specs.

Hhmmmm revenge - I'd be hiding his best and favourite toys until it was replaced

Saying that I recently dropped my husbands large bottle of expensive aftershave he's parents bought him for his birthday ... it was almost full and it broke! My oven gloves got washed with the towel we used to clean up the aftershave, thankfully on the bathroom tiled floor so didn't ruin the carpet! But my oven gloves STILL stink of the aftershave! It was about 4 months ago!

My DS (12) said to me the other day “is conditioner the same thing as shower gel?” I said no. He sort of went “ ah.....”

Totally missing the point of the thread, but the OP's DH is right that shampoo and shower gel are chemically much of a muchness and totally interchangeable for hair or body washing.

I'd draw the line at exfoliant though. Would take ages to wash all the gritty bits out of my hair.

Didn't you notice how nice he smelt? Buy him the Aldi dupe - sadly no bumps in it.

Wasn't there a DH who cleaned his teeth with Anusol on MN recently?

Bumpy'? Is he a toddler?

My husband is clearly more metro than I realise. He can definitely differentiate between shampoo and exfoliator.

He needs to replace it asap. As I bought some yesterday for my colleague's bd, I can tell him it will set him back a rather silly £32.

When we were very skint I used to buy myself treats periodically, my (then future) husband once cut off the stalks of all my purple sprouting broccoli that I had paid through the nose for and text me "This broccoli is rubbish, its all stalk". I feel your pain

Could I suggest you refill the bumpy shower gel bottle with a Veet?

You just know he'll see it, go "how much?" And get you a lovely big hamper of Bayliss and Harding.

NewYoiker, that would drive me mad too. I have my own cupboard of treasured products and nobody is allowed to touch them. He should buy you TWO, not one - compensate you for pain and suffering.

On the subject of JM Lime Basil & Mandarin, I'm very particular about this fragrance as it's one of my favourites too. Imagine my astonishment to happen up Superdrug's version which I bought as a handbag bottle. It's exactly like it. I wouldn't be able to tell them apart. The other Superdrug fragrances are horrible to my nose, but this particular one - amazing!

Oh to be a fly on the wall when the OPs DH finds out that the bumpy shampoo was £32, assuming he's not into naice products, or course.

This reminds me of the DH who kept washing his face with toilet disinfectant wipes and said they smelt 'toilety'

Bahahahaha(sorry shouldn't really laugh) much

OP's DH is right that shampoo and shower gel are chemically much of a muchness and totally interchangeable for hair or body washing

Yep. I find shower gel harsh on my hair, but shampoo is fine as a body wash.