Mumsnet Logo
My feed
Premium

Please
or
to access all these features

AIBU?

To be annoyed with the birds, especially the finches?

21 replies

Boco · 19/06/2007 09:42

I took the dcs to a Springwatch Festival at the weekend. It poured with rain, the grass turned into a bog - i was wearing ballet pumps and seriously risked getting trench foot.

We learnt how to make a bird feeder from a plastic bottle and some twigs. They gave us twigs and seeds and said that finches would love it.

On Sunday we spent several hours making it when we got home. A 2 year old putting a bag of sunflower seeds in a small plastic bottle can take many hours. If you use a funnel, you find that the seeds are too big, and you then have to find a skewer to poke out the impacted seeds. Finding a skewer can take ages. You may also find that a skewer and a two year old can inflict damage on the toes of a five year old.

I had to do the dangerous bit of gouging the holes. I used scissors, but that didn't work, so used a corkscrew, and managed to make a big stigmata hole in the middle of my left hand.

Eventually, left hand bandaged, we finished and hung it up on a branch of a tree in good view of the window.

Not ONE bastard bird has been near it.
Not even a finch. There's a finchs nest in that tree. Finchs are supposed to love sunflower seeds. They haven't so much as perched on the bloodstained twigs sticking out of the bottom of the bottle. Dcs have been keeping an eye out, we've all been watching very closely.

I think that's rude of the birds.

OP posts:
Report

themildmanneredjanitor · 19/06/2007 09:45

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

GibbonInARibbon · 19/06/2007 09:45

P
M
S
L

sorry to hear birds aren't playing ball but very funny post

Report

themildmanneredjanitor · 19/06/2007 09:50

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Boco · 19/06/2007 09:54

That's horrific MMJ.
Ok now i'm not so cross, now i pity the birds - they're a bit like sheep then are they? Except that Finch. I see a Finch - i think he's a greenfinch - he stands on the fence mocking me and my birdfeeding. Must be him.

OP posts:
Report

themildmanneredjanitor · 19/06/2007 09:57

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Boco · 19/06/2007 10:08

Maybe i need to make more holes, or make the holes bigger. But i'm scared to spear myself again. Especially for ungrateful birds.

OP posts:
Report

themildmanneredjanitor · 19/06/2007 10:09

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Tortington · 19/06/2007 10:10

bb gun?

Report

Boco · 19/06/2007 10:24

Ok MMJ, i'll give them one more chance to get used to the idea that they must use it gleefully for the sake of the children and to compensate for my injuries.

After that i'm taking custys advice and getting in touch with that woman with the crow problem.

OP posts:
Report

FioFio · 19/06/2007 10:25

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn

BrothelSprouts · 19/06/2007 10:27

Boco, your OP is hilarious.
Sorry about the injury and the bird avoidance though.

Report

foxinsocks · 19/06/2007 14:46

Birds are more clever than you think. They are outsmarting you here Boco.

First of all, mmj is right, the food needs to be there for a bit before they 'trust' it. Don't ask me why but I reckon at some point in the bird's evolutionary development, some mean fucker put out a bird feeder filled with pebbles instead of food. Now, they all fly around new feeders until they are convinced it's full of seeds.

Secondly, once they trust your feeder, they will probably only start to peck the seeds at some seriously anti social hour - like 4am. Meaning you don't get to see them. You'll realise this when there are no seeds left and yet you've still not seen a bird.

Failing that, a squirrel will find it, eat all the seeds and there'll still be no birds.

It's a thankless task bird feeding really.

Report

Boco · 19/06/2007 14:50

Thank you Fox.

I'm also wondering if i have a serious design fault, and the birds know it. You had to make holes in the bottle that are big enough for a bird to pull out the seed, but not so big that the seeds fall out. I wonder if my holes are too small, and the birds aren't willing to embarrass themselves by pecking at small holes. I'm not willing to spear myself in the hand with a corkscrew again, so me and the birds are at a standstill with the feeder thing.

OP posts:
Report

bookwormmum · 19/06/2007 14:57

Birds are ungrateful feckers and if they do eventually eat your seed, they'll probably thank you by crapping on your clean washing .

I can lend you my cat if you want - I caught her running around the garden last night with a live mouse in her mouth (I took her indoors to give him a chance to live). I'm sure she could adapt to catching finches instead as she can certainly climb trees . That'll teach them to be fussy eaters .

Report

iota · 19/06/2007 15:00

bird feeders are a no-no in my garden - my cat does quite well for himself without me encouraging his bird-killing activities

Report

iota · 19/06/2007 15:01

anyway our local birds are currently sitting on my roof, stuffing their faces with cherries and spitting the stones out on my car.

why did the council plant a row of cherry trees outside my house?

Report

Boco · 19/06/2007 15:02

Sounds like you've got some asbo birds in your neighbourhood

OP posts:
Report

iota · 19/06/2007 15:03

perhaps they are aiming at my cat?

Report

bookwormmum · 19/06/2007 15:03

Do you get crows dislodging the TV arial as well?

Report

Boco · 19/06/2007 15:04

We used to get squirrels throwing things at my cat in our garden in London.

Crows are the worst apparently - wonder how that poor woman is who was under siege?

OP posts:
Report

iota · 19/06/2007 15:04

we have a nice firm satellite dish - no flimsey aerials for us

Report
Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.

Sign up to continue reading

Mumsnet's better when you're logged in. You can customise your experience and access way more features like messaging, watch and hide threads, voting and much more.

Already signed up?