Men sudden urge to sit on toilet just as ur about to leave

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Seriously just out of shower has achieved nothing all day and suddenly needs a 15mins toilet just as I say let's go drives me insane!

Eh...this is not men in general just your partner.
But, it sounds like what my children did when they were pre schoolers!

My dp, df and teenage son maybe it's me lol

Maybe it is!

This is my DH too. Drives me nuts!!

And bursting to go just before you get home even though you have been past 5 toilets when outside.

Not men for me as my DP does it. Also if we’re about to sit down to a meal and when I need to use the bathroom.

So annoying.

My DH is the same. Drives me nuts! He knows we’re going out so why can’t he go to the loo 20 mins before? But no, he waits till the second we’re about to walk out of the door and then needs to go while DC and I have to sit there waiting with our coats on.

Yes. My DH does this. Every single time.

I'm going to put in a chair in my porch so I can at least sit down whilst we wait. Maybe I need some magazines in there too. Or a tv.

Yep my DH does this too. And often when I announce dinner is ready. Drives me mad.

My DH has a compulsion to clean his teeth whenever we are due to leave the house, no matter how many times he has already brushed that day, nor even if we are just going to Asda. The teeth must be brushed!

Obviously, lovely to have such great oral hygiene, but he takes a full seven minutes every time he does this! (Yes, I've timed him)

Faffing. It’s called faffing. My mil is a world class faffer. My husband was when we met. I made him change. It was either that or I left

My DH does it too!

Mine does it just as dinner's being put on the table too. Every. Single. Fucking. Time.

My friends husband does this, she just leaves now with or without him.

Mine does it with hand washing. We are ready to walk out the door and he will turn back to go upstairs to wash his hands. Absolutely infuriating.

It might be because as a child he was told to go to the toilet before leaving the house. So now his brain is conditioned: leaving the house = going to the toilet.

You need to read the story 'The Way up to Heaven' by Roald Dahl!

yep thats my other half he will ask if im ready and just as i put my coat on to walk out the door he disapears up the stairs for the next ten minutes and i end up sitting there waiting fully dressed for outside for him to reapear why didnt he go when he asked if i was ready