I am in a quite new relationship and on our sleepover nights he has been driving me crazy getting out of bed multiple times to go to the bathroom. Then I am awake and toss and turn then keep him awake longer and we are both not getting much sleep.
What I was thinking he is only in 40’s, bit young for prostate issues? Can’t be up to other things as we had sex not long ago and he isn’t gone long enough (and never takes his phone).
So I asked him a few times why because it wakes me up. He sheepishly and very seriously has now confessed he is going to the bathroom to pass wind. Because he thinks i will find it gross and won’t like it and doesn’t want to inflict it on me. This leads me to wonder how much wind someone is producing through the night that they need to leave the room. I feel pressure now to have to give encouragement for the passing of the gas in my presence, will this open some kind of fart floodgates that I can never close.
What I can’t understand is his logic that leaving the room and waking me up is better than waiting for me to fall asleep and then pass the gas when I probably would never even know about it. But the sentiment is so nice that he is protecting me from his farts although I couldn’t look at him and keep a straight face during this ‘confession’ or ask further questions about his intestines.
charcoal pants for Christmas? His own sleeping bag on top of the bed? Any other ideas?