To feel sorry for Lorna this morning?

[BeUpStanding]

Any Lorna really, although mainly for MN's Lorna.

Here, have some and (it's too early for )

I’m leaving the troll to crawl back under their bridge... I’m more interested in what’s going on with @RunningFeisty as it sounds like they might need some support?

I am Lorna !

@Shampaincharly

Loving the i’m Spartacus moment

Thanks @EverryCarlsAPplCarrier

Sorry didn't know it wasn't a support thread. Just saw my name and in my stupidity thought it was something else. I'll step back so you can all continue having your fun.

You hrve a small typo. I think you mean "feel sorry for LOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA!!!! this morning "

I’m Lorna and so is my wife.

I did laugh out loud at LORRRRRRRNA YOU SLAAAAAAAG though, sorry. It’s just so 1993

Ah! It is back with another name. It must really have been hurt by Lorna's ignorance of its very existance!

And yes, Je Suis Lorna!

There are loads of Lorna threads. MNHQ are a bit slow on zapping aren't they?

I am Spartacus LOOOORRRRNAAA!

@Spamfrittersforeveryone I spat my coffee out at that 😂

He is a troll who goes around different forums whining about how he doesn’t have a girlfriend etc etc, pay no mind to him - but poor Lorna !

Could someone please tell me what is going on?

Lorna, we love you
Lorna, we do
though you may be far away
we think of you

There's no-one
quite like Lorna
and I know you will agree
she always is a friend to you
and she's a friend to me

There's no-one
quite like Lorna.

Je Suis Lorna

And has MNLorna really resigned?

What? I hope not. She's my favourite mod.

What's been going on?

Blessed be the Lorna-makers.

This particular troll has been banned from virtually every forum going - no mean feat really. He's deeply unpleasant and can't understand why women in general won't give him the time of day. Then resorts to calling us all slags and sluts and tarts and other less salubrious names. I think he may be an outcast from the Incel forums.

I am a Lorna and came here confused. I sense this is about a specific Lorna though.
Nice to know there's a few of us around, rarely meet any in real life.
Hope the other Lorna is ok!

If you know your posts are going to be deleted why fucking post them as you're wasting your time everyone's having a good laugh and you're coming across as a deranged knobhead

I think he may be an outcast from the Incel forums. Crikey! How weird do you have to be for the Incels not to like you?

I wasn't born a Lorna but I do now self identify as a Lorna 

How weird do you have to be for the Incels not to like you?

Neurotypical will do.

Their ideal woman is effectively a sex doll with a heartbeat and cooking/cleaning/serving skills.

I don't understand what this is about and I'm on here all the time! Can someone please explain for those of us who missed it?