Maybe it's me and I am being unreasonable?! Is it normal for men to spend nearly an hour having a shower? Why does it take so long? It's not like they're shaving their legs, as far as I know! Is the cliche about having a wank true? I'm sure it often is, but that doesn't explain why the shower process takes so long either! And why have the water on so hot (you come out looking like a beetroot) it makes the bathroom steam up so much that every single thing in there is soaking wet. How the shower mat ends up sopping wet and the entire floor is covered in water I just don't know. 
Maybe it's just me who finds this strange/frustrating and wonders why?!!