AIBU to be a long time lurker but not know what Fanny Gallops means?

[LaCarmencita]

I am willing to be told I am unreasonable, especially as I am not a newbie but I have heard this phrase and not been sure what it means?

I have deduced today that it is not a hamlet or village in Dartmoor or somewhere like that. and it probably is not a name of a romance novelist or celebrity chef.

I fear it may be something rude!

“He was so fit, my fanny got the gallops”

In that context it means when your vagina seems to take on a life of its own around an attractive person. Like a tingly gallopy feeling 😂

Ladywood
A wide-on
When you pop a moistie

That tingly, fluttery feeling down there when you fancy someone

Fizzy fanny

Or as we say in this neck of the woods: "the fanny flutters"

Very vulgar

Minge quimbles is what we say in my house

minge quimbles I LOVE it!!!! Thanks TinyTwat I needed a giggle.

Thanks everyone for explaining- Now I know. I had been carrying in my head up until now a weird image of minges on horseback. I KNEW of course it wasn't that, but my head is not always the sanest and most sensible of places.

Quim quivers.
Knicker shivers

totally vulgar.

There’s a time and a place for vulgar.

We call them Fanny Twongs.

Like when your bits have their own pulse and you come over all unnecessary.

It's minge twinge in this house

Ive never heard any of these phrases used outside of MN

I dont think they are vulgar though, quite the opposite, i think they are hillarious

"I've never heard any of these phrases used outside of MN"

That always surprises me.

Only one I have heard outside of MN is wide-on mentioned by BoomTish
Feeling quite sheltered, seeing all the different variations of how to describe female downstairs happiness on this thread.

My what’s wrong Lady Pricilla you are as flushed as a beet auntie asked.

It’s the new boy in stables auntie isn’t he a pip?

Yes my dear, I saw him the other day and my bits got the Fanny Gallops, by the time I got back to the Manor I was frothing like a pan of milk.

Excerpt from The Horses and Hounds by P.G. Woodcock, hardback with a wipe clean cover.
£1.99 at Waterstones.

Hahaha never heard any of these but going to have a good laugh in the garden Centre cafe later on with my friends 😂😂😂