Yes WABU but we don't care...

[Ragevibration]

What tiny, completely irrelevant to your own life, things bug the shit out of you?

Mine is when drivers creep forwards really slowly at a red light. I don't know why, it isn't affecting my day whatsoever but it gives me a genuine temporary pool of such fury in my stomach!

People whose indicators don't work. Twats.

People who can eat whatever they want and not put on weight. They do it on purpose, the bastards.

People who never turn their indicator off.

@SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius did you watch the documentary on that? They weren't just 'eating what they wanted'... they were also 10x more active than the average person and tended to only eat when they were geninely hungry - and stop when they were full. Their calorie intake also balanced out over the week. Intuitive eating 🤷🏼‍♀️

My husband coughing. And then refusing to go see the gp even though it's been happening for months 😬

I share the rage at red-light creepers. It's not as though they get anywhere faster as a result.

Yes to the creepers! Winds me right up, you have to stop anyway so just drive up to the car like a normal person and stop fgs!

Mine is people parking like wankers outside my house. Or people who live right down or up the road, across the road or in the road opposite parking outside my house. Really pisses me off.

When the customer in front of me in the supermarket checkout doesn’t put the divider at the end of their shopping and I have to do it! Not sure why but I judge that person as having no manners and always have a silent fume 😂

Alphabravo make the appointment for him. And dont let him be fobbed off.

People my sister who don't answer their phone and text back to say the two year old had it what do you want. TO SPEAK TO YOU! ANSWER THE PHONE!

People who put their bags on the seat on the train and don't fucking move them even though the train is packed. Oh, and they pretend not to notice that human beings are standing while their bloody bag has a seat.
It drives me so mad I'm getting lesions on my frontal lobes and am off to read Catcher in the Rye for a fifth time.

When certain members of the family put recyclables on TOP of the recycling bin and not IN it.

People who bad mouth others for thinking they know everything because they think they know everything.

@C0untDucku1a I'm the opposite it - it pisses me off so much when people randomly ring me. Like it's so presumptuous that I'm available for a conversation right at that moment! Grrr!

Mouth breathing

People who sniff repeatedly and dont blow their nose. Absolute bell-ends.

The sound of someone flossing their teeth. Gives me such pure rage, completely irrational I know.

I'm the opposite it - it pisses me off so much when people randomly ring me.

Oh yes, 100x this. I'm pretty irritable and easily annoyed at pointless things at the best of times, but my heart completely sinks when someone rings me, even a close family member. Just WhatsApp or text me, please don't make me answer the phone (not that I will anyway).

The guy I volunteer alongside,in fact both guys, they are both completely objectionable people who I would cross the street to avoid if I didn't work alongside them.

@Thurmanmurman I've seen this so many times on mumsnet that it's made me start doing it religiously!

Before, I never did because (totally illogically, I know) I felt like I was being rude by putting it there – as though I was surreptitiously saying "Keep your stuff away from my stuff, terrible person behind me, imagine if someone thought I was buying your crappy shopping"

No more, though! BARRIERS UP!

My husband coughing. And then refusing to go see the gp even though it's been happening for months

@alphabravo PLEASE force your dh to go. This has happened to a friend of mine and really not to scare you but she is very very very unwell. Please please go.

Sorry I misunderstood

Minor things

The "my dog is just being friendly" brigade

Today its just been people in general id rather of spent the day in bed cuddled up with my dog but alas it wasnt to be lol

People who insist on calling me, when texting, emailing, and various other methods of communication have been invented. Just message me, and I'll answer as soon as I can! Don't interrupt my activities, demanding to do idle chit-chat right now!

I'm not C0untDucku1a 's sister, though, I swear...

When I'm stuck in a queue of traffic and the car in front won't move when the traffic does and leaves an increasingly massive gap. FUCKING MOVE UP YOU BASTARD!

@Disquieted1 it really bugs me that people just stand and fume though! I just say nice and loud 'excuse me!!!' And make them move it 😂 if you want a seat, fight for it! It is what it is