Thief in Blackpool/David Schwimmer

[Chuggachuggatoottoot]

Yes the thief looks a bit like him on the CCTV but AIBU in saying that you can tell it's not him!
Apparently police even checked if David Schwimmer was in the country, I mean come on FFS.

Of course it's not David, but no-one can deny that the guy LOOKS like him!

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@TheHulksPurplePanties

Are we sure the police have definitely eliminated David Schwimmer?He was always the worst Friend.

You wash your mouth out. Immediately! 😲

I’d LOVE to know what he thinks!

Apparently police even checked if David Schwimmer was in the country, I mean come on FFS.

Are you kidding? Do you honestly think the police checked? They were going along with the joke!

Pivot!!!!!!!

He’s currently filming a film in New York.

Apparently police even checked if David Schwimmer was in the country, I mean come on FFS

Wow... you can't be that dense, can you?

Oh come on. Literally noone believed it was him.

Jesus Christ. I can’t believe anyone thought that was serious.

Heard it all now.......

Don’t know if anyone caught the Eminem one that came from police in America, the comments were hilarious.

OP - it wasn’t actually Eminem either.

PMSL! The police didn't REALLY check if David was in the country at the time. It was a joke!!!

It's like the 'actual footage of me' meme like this

I guess it hasn't been his day, his week, his month, or even his year.

That's OK @terfing coz we'll be there for him, even when the rain starts to pour...... we'll be there for him, like we've been there before.

I'm fine...

Well we know that's not you butterflysugarbaby, because you are a butterfly and that's not a butterfly. We're not totally thick. But I don't think it's a frog either.

David Schwimmer done it guv.

It's obviously NOT really me.! It's a bloody frog!

Actually nearly spat out my drink at this post

@Celebelly

@Dionethediabolist

David Schwimmer done it guv!

That will be an amazing ending to what started out as an amusing story.

You only need one kiss from a damsel to transform you butterfly

That meme is russ btw

The comments were funny, even other Police Forces had a go!

The thief's love life will be DOA if he is caught and in custody. Though a solicitor will tell him that I will be there for you.