Next place must have:
Excellent reports - structurally sound, well maintained components
Private outside space (garden, balcony I can squeeze a table on if it's a flat)
Two bedrooms
Good public transport links (not too much of an ask in my area)
A 'proper' supermarket that's less than 30 mins walk
Decent size kitchen (counter space, room for dishwasher etc)
Decent utility cupboard / room
Central heating
Bath / space for one
Decent amount of light
"Feels" safe and private (house set a little back from the road, or flat on a top floor and not directly overlooked)
Reasonably soundproofed / quiet
Hallway
Ideally have:
Freehold
Lots of light
Nothing too concerning re stairs / access, in case arthritis gets worse
A pretty central location, as I have now
The wish list includes:
Detached house
South facing garden
Pantry / space to build one
Maybe a conservatory, or space to build an extension (if I suddenly win the lottery!)
Highly energy efficient
Very quiet / no traffic noise
Big utility room
Three bedrooms
A huge kitchen... by huge, I mean one you can fit a standard dining table in without having to cram it near a wall! Oh, and if there's space for an island too... drools
Fibre broadband / be near an exchange
Victorian
... Hey, I can dream big! 
My current new build flat is a little soulless and doesn't tick all boxes, but if it wasn't for ground rent fears and lack of a second bedroom I think I'd stay here a good while! Just grateful to have made it here, have been saving since I was 17 whilst supporting my DF. Purchased at 28, just turned 30. Count myself very lucky, really.