At home, ill. Signed off for a fortnight.
My mother comes over twice a week and does our cleaning. We pay her for this.
Dog is currently spark out on the sofa and cats asleep on my bed. My mother keeps calling them lazy, telling them to get up and do something
Obviously they are not going to, but surely to God that is what being a cat is all about - sleeping. And dog is a PITA puppy so quite frankly sleep is much to be desired.