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to ask what minor thing really grind your gears? (lighthearted)

67 replies

PeasAreGreat · 08/10/2018 13:10

when people leave an empty loo roll on the holder!!!

pure hatred rushes over my body as I angrily go to the cupboard to retrieve a new one.

next?

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Fooferella · 08/10/2018 13:40

Putting the milk back with not even enough in it for a cup of tea. Putting raspberries or strawberries back with only 1 or 2 berries left in the punnet. Putting the bacon back with only one rasher left. Putting the cheese back with not enough left for a sandwich....

DH, just use it all up FFS!

HeronLanyon · 08/10/2018 13:41

Flapping was posters name re alarm Clock Should have emboldened it but find that tricky.

FannyFlapping · 08/10/2018 13:42

@HeronLanyon I basically plot my escape every single weekday morning when he engages in this sort of fuckery. However, he's bloody fantastic at making tea just the way I like it so, on balance, I'll cope. Just about.

AjasLipstick · 08/10/2018 13:44

My MIL is Aussie and says "Linen press"

Why's it a "press"? What's pressing the things?

ileclerc · 08/10/2018 13:45

Not draining the sink after washing something up - instead leaving greasy disgusting water that I then have to put my hand in to to pull the plug to be abale to use the sink.

lboogy · 08/10/2018 13:45

Neighbors parking outside my house when he could park across his drive
People who don't indicate on a roundabout
Smokers who sit on the park bench next to me and light up even though they can see I'm with my baby

Blackoutblinds · 08/10/2018 13:46

Press is a Scottish word for a cupboard. Or at least that’s what my Glaswegian granny used to say. She is also the one who said hotpress. Which would make sense. Warm cupboard.

HeronLanyon · 08/10/2018 13:49

blackoutblinds Scottish it is then. Wiki just mentions Irish roots. Still using it if I may ?

SpoonBlender · 08/10/2018 13:52

@HeronLanyon I know! That's exactly what I went through. I could feel bits of my brain being crunched into a new configuration :D

vandrew4 · 08/10/2018 13:52

people who say "grind your gears"

AlmaGeddon · 08/10/2018 13:53

Upcoming lane closures on the motorway - there should definitely be a law against cutting in at the last minute, rather than queueing like everyone else . I'm sure it causes accidents as drivers move closer together to stop the cf getting in, and can also result in emergency braking if they force their way in.

AlmaGeddon · 08/10/2018 13:53

Oops forgot it was a lighthearted threadAngry

vandrew4 · 08/10/2018 13:54

Neighbors parking outside my house
what's wrong with that?

LongSummerDays · 08/10/2018 13:59

Being interrupted 5 times while listening to The Archers (a 13 minute show)

HeronLanyon · 08/10/2018 14:00

hotpress hotpress read all about it ! Apols for long post. Found googling. Things should still be folded correctly no matter !
‘The term cupboard comes from the original cup board, where cups and mugs were stored. This term goes back to the 12th century as ‘cuppebord’ when cups and mugs were stored on boards, often stacking them on top of each other to save space. When needed, the boards were taken down one at a time, the cups staying on the board as the server transferred them into the kitchen or dining hall to be used . . . why carry 3-4 cups at a time when a board of them gets the job done faster?

By the 16th century, these boards were incorporated into an enclosed box to keep them cleaner (ie: rodents). Over the centuries, these ‘cupboards’ or cabinets were used to keep rodents out of food, too.

The term press comes from the Irish ‘prios’ which is a non-specific word for a place/cabinet/container to store things. A hot press is a cupboard with a hot water tank in it or an airing cupboard.

The term larder comes from the 13th century ‘lardier’ where lard was kept . . . essentially a very cool room to store fats (butter, lard, cheese, cream, etc) . . . aka a buttery, but this was also a separate room at times, as it was solely used to make butter.

The term pantry comes from the 13th century French term ‘paneterie’ which is where bread/baking was stored, aka a bread room . . . pan meaning bread, which is where we get the term pan when referring to sliced bread, or formed bread baked in a bread pan.

The term pantry is also a room between the kitchen and dining room where food is prepared before service.’

RubyWho · 08/10/2018 14:02

The term 'popping', i.e. pop in. Absolutely does my head in. I have a very valued colleague (also a friend) who is hardworking and professional, but says 'pop in [to see me]' or I'll pop those in [an email]' and it's driving me to distraction.

I'd never breathe a word of this, it's my foible and not theirs.

Sparklesocks · 08/10/2018 14:14

People who talk loudly on their phones on public transport - I don't want to hear how drunk you got at the weekend on my 7.45am train...especially if you're downing a smelly red bull!!

People who try on clothes in shops when they're wearing heavy make-up...so you try it after them and there's an orange line on the neck

Queue jumping

Andro · 08/10/2018 14:17

People who say 'could of' - the receptionist at work says it and I have to suppress the urge to growl/correct her every time.

Men who assume I can't reverse park due to an absence of testicles.

RibbonAurora · 08/10/2018 14:22

Turning right on a red light (it's legal here) and having some twat behind me beep because I come to a complete stop first and fucking check for oncoming traffic before making the turn because, you know, that's the fucking law! You can't fucking see what's coming asshole but I can and I'm not getting t-boned or rear-ended by oncoming vehicles or ticketed by the traffic cop I can see lurking across the street because you're in a hurry. Fucking wait!

Also approaching behind two drivers doing 35 in a 55 zone, signaling and moving out to pass them only to have the second one move out in front of me without signaling and then maintaining a steady 38 and not passing the other driver who decides he doesn't want to be passed so matches the 38 and they drive alongside together practically hand in hand for miles blocking traffic in both fucking lanes.

ShoobahProbottom · 08/10/2018 14:24

@AlmaGeddon

Those who move up the lane until they have to merge are actually doing it correctly:

www.rac.co.uk/drive/advice/driving-advice/zip-merging/

Those who hold up the traffic trying to get in beforehand cause longer tail backs and thus create more chance of accidents.

steppemum · 08/10/2018 14:24

in medieval Britain, I think all cupboards were called presses.

Old clothes cupboards were linen presses.

FannyFlapping · 08/10/2018 14:25

Snacks.

The word itself sets my teeth on edge but so does the concept. Have some fucking self-control and wait for a decent meal.

Cronesquerness · 08/10/2018 14:28

People who walk slowly and take up lots of space slowing down the speedy [aka me]. Groups of people congregating for a chat in a supermarket aisle. Having to stop and wait for automatic doors to open [not designed for quick people].

RebeccaCloud9 · 08/10/2018 14:30

Haha I was also wondering what Fanny Flapping was and why it was so irritating 😂

MsHomeSlice · 08/10/2018 14:36

fucking Eggzit is driving me wild with fury, it has got worse since all the Brexit talk I am sure

THE WORD IS EX-IT, just like the letter X and the word it

there are no g's in it, there is no z in it, it's just four letters, you can even imagine it as 3 if it helps X-IT fucking EXIT

if your spouse leaves they do not turn into an Egg, they are an EX ...maybe they left because of your stupid pronunciation??

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