To lick DH

[Catpissface]

NC for this.

I've been smelling cat piss all day but apparently I'm wrong, an idiot, crying wolf because neither DH or DD could smell anything.

I've just sat here and can still smell it, it was disgusting. I mopped and hoovered the porch, smelt all the shoes and mats and nothing. Still a smell.

I just discovered a blanket had fallen down the back of the chair, so I picked it up and smelt it and there was a pool of cat piss that went on my face, lips and nose. It's in the wash, I've mopped and scrubbed and can't really blame the cat as she's had a UTI and must have done it then. It has never happened before.

I ran into the bathroom and washed my face with soap, brushed my teeth, scrubbed my lips and used corsydol mouthwash.

DH has been a monumental bellend. First denying that there was a smell, then calling me names for being able to smell it, having a go at me for wanting to locate it, having a go for putting laundry on at gone midnight, getting cross because I squealed when I got piss ON MY FACE and then laughing at me. This is because he's watching a film and I'm disturbing it.

So I licked him.

He's so cross and it's making me laugh hysterically. WIBU? This was after I'd washed my mouth out with everything I could find.

(I must point out, this is lighthearted. We often do things like this and he's not really cross, he's texting our friends to tell them I had cat piss on my face so they can mock).

Sounds hilarious

Oh

I think that was a brilliant response to his twaty behaviour

I'd say appropriate. Only other thing that would have been more appropriate was using same blanket to cover him if he'd had a nap on the couch......

Legit.

My DP woild probably have thrown the blanket at me if I'd refused to believe her, so this seems fair and proportional.

He got off lightly. In similar circumstances I would have farted in my hand and shoved it in his face..... or licked my hand and rubbed it all over his face. Both are common in my house. All part of keeping the dream alive

Why was that your first reaction? To lick? Are you also a cat? Was it your piss?

As someone who regularly had to play 'find that smell' with DH (elderly cat, god love him)- you ALWAYS listen to the one with the perceptive nose.
And the licking, hilarious! If it made you laugh, all the better. Think of it as negative reinforcement- he will think twice before doubting/mocking you again!

He got off lightly in my view. It should not have been your tongue that impacted on his face, it should have been the blanket before it went in the machine, just to make sure he got it up close so he is able to identify the smell in case it happens again.

Ugh