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To hate manspreaders

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Lalliella · 02/10/2018 17:11

Yep, I’m sitting next to one on the train. I asked him to move up and he moved about a centimetre and now he’s pretending to be asleep. He can’t actually be asleep because I’ve jabbed my elbow into his arm and my bag into his leg. Twat. And he’s wearing hideous beige cords. I’m writing this thread in a passive aggressive way in the hope that he’ll wake up and look over my shoulder. Grrrrrr!

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Fiffyshadesofgreymatter · 02/10/2018 17:13

Spread back!

Just do it. And if he huffs then just plainly say "you ate spreading your legs into my space and I have no room. Stop touching me".

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 02/10/2018 17:15

If his leg is intruding into "your" space, pop your bag on it!

ProfessorMoody · 02/10/2018 17:15

I'd wriggle like crazy until he moved.

Fiffyshadesofgreymatter · 02/10/2018 17:16

@BreakfastAtSquiffanys

Hahaha. Free table!!

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