Embarrassing moment

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I got a 3 month old baby and haven't been sleeping to well. I was feeding him today and someone knocked on the door. It was my amazon package, the delivery driver looked really arkward and wouldn't look at me. I thanked him for my package went back inside realised I hadn't put my top back on and I had answered the door In my nursing bra with one side open aaaaarrrggghhhh

If that’s the worst thing he ever sees he can count himself lucky! 😂😂

You’ll be the talk of the sorting office!

Yeah, I think lots of women have done this or similar in the new baby haze!

I did this to my postman more than once when I had a newborn. Bet you he sees quite a lot of new-mum boobs. It doesn’t matter (but hugs, because I remember being mortified as well)

Don't worry, I have a friend who is a postman and he's seen all sorts, including the whole meat and two veg hanging out of dressing gowns! He says he never thought he'd be happy with 'just' a testicle!

I've done this too. It's almost a rite of passage, right?

Me too

I think delivery people play bingo together - mums with boobs out, man with bits out, barking dog, nosy neighbours. They've seen it all. And they all put a pound in every day and whoever sees all the clients that are on the card first get the pot of money

I once told some kids to stop kicking a ball at the side of my house but I was so enraged, I forgot to put my boob away first. They literally ran away screaming shit myself when I realised though! Thought I'd have a mob of angry parents at my door!!

Yep, I’ve been guilty of this too!

Started feeding dd1 on the sofa and forgot to close the curtains (ground floor corner flat) - must have been the busiest 45 mins past my flat ever!
Have also flashed nursing bra at a delivery driver.
You're definitely not alone OP 😂

My door went the other day really early, I staggered out of bed and could see the postie red through the glass so I answered saying "ugh you are dead to me for waking me up so early! Dead to me I tell you!! What time even is it? Why are you delivering so early?" Postie said "it's 8.30" me "WHAT! I've slept in!! Thanks for the parcel" turned around and realised my pj top is completely see through and I have no bra on!..... now I should point out I'm a postie and have to work with the one who was delivering on a daily basis!! 😱... he now can't look me in the eye although he's denying that he saw anything and I keep going bright red whenever I see him... so my point is at least you probably wont need to see your delivery man daily 😳

Its a rite of passage surely! I remember my first time back in May...

My amazon driver and leftie are now bosom buddies
(Yes im laughing at my own joke there lol)

In a lesson with today - (adult) learner took out his laptop to show me something he wanted to ask about, and the internet app opened up with his last viewed page showing. He'd been browsing Amazon for different Durex flavours, apparently. Being British I just pretended not to have noticed

I have done this too! Luckily have moved house now....

Heh I've done the boob thing to a postie. Nice to see it's so common

I did this twice 🙈

I also once had a whole conversation with a hotel receptionist with one boob hanging out. Bloody kids!

At least he will always knock now, not just chuck a card through your door!

I once opened my bedroom curtains with a boob hanging out post feed. We've all been there!

I did it to the window cleaner. Feeding baby in bed heard ladder. Thought I better close the curtains so sat up full frontal with a boob out just as he arrived at the window. I just pulled the curtains shut fast.

My coworkers laughed at me once. I was super tired and I basically actually drank a whole bottle of baby milk in front of them at a important meeting 2 days after I returned. I was so embarrassed at the time but I laugh at it now.

Answered the door to the post woman today who wanted to leave a package with me for next door. As soon as I opened the door (quietly as DS was asleep), she apologises and asks if she's woken me up, am I on night shifts. Unfortunately not, I guess my go to look for spending the day at home is the I've just dragged myself out of bed look.

I once was giving ds a quick feed, but then had to stick him in the pushchair and run for the bus. I legged it from my front door to the bus stop with my top unbuttoned and my right boob akimbo. The traffic stopped for me though.

Glad to know I'm not on my own😂

I have a friend who dropped a bit of lit tobacco on her t shirt and it smouldered away in a perfect circle and then her boob fell out