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DH left washing out to be darked upon...

58 replies

Holymosquito · 29/09/2018 20:40

...should I LTB?

OP posts:
sittingonacornflake · 29/09/2018 21:09

@SalemBlackCat - it's kind of a MN thing. Like cancel the cheque, penis beaker etc

ilovesooty · 29/09/2018 21:12

I forgot about mine and left it out for two nights last week. It didn't come to any harm.

sleepylittlebunnies · 29/09/2018 21:13

I put a load out on the line yesterday evening knowing I was going to have a nice lie in this morning. Went out there at half ten and it was all dry. Been busy through the day so got another load out now.

clary · 29/09/2018 21:13

I've left mine out too (shrugs)

It's not going to rain, I don't care about spider sillies so all good Grin

OnlyTheWelshCanCwtch · 29/09/2018 21:14

Ah balls my bedding is still out

It can stay out now, Ill check for spider jizz tomorrow

Holymosquito · 29/09/2018 21:14

Sorry I shoukd have marked this as a light hearted thread. I’ve had a bit of Wine.

OP posts:
Babybearsporij · 29/09/2018 21:15

Oh crap, mine is being darked on too!! Only just remembered! Is it beyond help now?

Gardai · 29/09/2018 21:16

Nothing beats the smell of nighttime freshness

purplecorkheart · 29/09/2018 21:17

I have just put two loads of washing out to be darked on. Haha I am away tomorrow for most of the day and it will be lingering in the washing machine otherwise (and I get another 15 mins snooze!)

Gardai · 29/09/2018 21:17

You shouldn’t need to mark it light hearted OP, if the fun sponges are out in full force so be it !

LargeGlassOfPepsi · 29/09/2018 21:19

Go out and bring it in NOW! Darked on washing is the work of the devil. Spiders drag their willies over it and everything....

I was on the original darked on threads and still find them amusing.

This thread is lighthearted for those of you that don't know.

bellabasset · 29/09/2018 21:19

I live in the South West, we have had sunny days but after 6 it gets damp overnight so it gets dew'd here.

grave · 29/09/2018 21:19

Me neighbours have had theirs out for five days!
They've actually got married today and I'm tempted to take it in and tumble dry it for them as a wedding present..

DerelictWreck · 29/09/2018 21:20

Please realise not every poster on here is from your region so can understand the vernacular

Grin Grin Grin

YEAH OP. Not everyone on MN is from MN. Jeez.

Sitranced · 29/09/2018 21:20

It's not an MN thing. I've had washing darked on for 30 years.

theymademejoin · 29/09/2018 21:20

Crap. Me too and the forecast is for rain.

notacooldad · 29/09/2018 21:20

Oh Bugger!!
We've left ours out. DP can bring it in because I really can't be arsed right now!

notacooldad · 29/09/2018 21:23

Darked upon? What the actual fuck does that mean? Most people I know regularly leave their clothes out on the line overnight, sometimes if they are workers for 2 or 3 days. I thought that was normal? shrugs. What on earth are you even talking about? Please realise not every poster on here is from your region so can understand the vernacular.

Surely you can see a joke when you see one! Even if you didn't get the posters humour didnt you pick up on other people's reactions.

Mine is currently getting darked on as well!!!! God help us!

TheFaerieQueene · 29/09/2018 21:25

Spider willies all over your washing. Ha ha ha

Pinkyponkcustard · 29/09/2018 21:26

We know what you meant op Wink

I left a towel out last night - I hung it on DHs hook in the bathroom

MammaSchwifty · 29/09/2018 21:27

Mine is in the process of getting darked on for the second night in a row (yes, the same batch). The sun will rise again tomorrow.

notacooldad · 29/09/2018 21:31

Spider willies all over your washing. Ha ha ha
What about female spider parts on my washing! I don't want that either!!

FuckKnuckle · 29/09/2018 21:36

All those moths 69ing on your tshirts

Moths do not 69.

Have you seen the size of mothballs?

yorkshireyummymummy · 29/09/2018 21:36

Urrgh urrrggghh —- what’s wrong with you all??
Why oh why would you leave you washing to get darked on??
Spiders Willy’s juice, owly crap, bat poo - and your not even thinking about the ghosts that use your sheets are you??

Get it in - NOW.
Maybe it’s my OCD ( I do iron everything apart from socks. My mum thinks I’m lazy because I bundle socks instead of ironing them . I think I have a laundry fetish) but I know that I couldn’t sleep if my washing was getting darked on.

I hang mine on airers and put them outside. I bring them in well before dusk.......no ghosties getting their hands on my knickers!

Do I need help?

Pywife2 · 29/09/2018 21:38

We've still got some darkness in the house from last time. Better get it in.