Urrgh urrrggghh —- what’s wrong with you all??
Why oh why would you leave you washing to get darked on??
Spiders Willy’s juice, owly crap, bat poo - and your not even thinking about the ghosts that use your sheets are you??
Get it in - NOW.
Maybe it’s my OCD ( I do iron everything apart from socks. My mum thinks I’m lazy because I bundle socks instead of ironing them . I think I have a laundry fetish) but I know that I couldn’t sleep if my washing was getting darked on.
I hang mine on airers and put them outside. I bring them in well before dusk.......no ghosties getting their hands on my knickers!
Do I need help?