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to ask WHAT THE JEFF HAVE I DONE TO MY TABLE??

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TwllBach · 25/09/2018 15:52

WHAT THE FUCK

DP spent ages painting and varnishing this table last winter. I left a wet towel on it rolled up with a blanket I’d knitted inside it to try and block it, then took the towel off and it wasn’t like this I swear...

Then I laid the (cream) blanket on the table while it probably was a bit damp still and put ge place mats around the edges to try and stop it rolling. Left it for 24 hours.

What has happened????

More importantly HOW CAN I FIX IT??? Preferably in the next hour...

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Talith · 25/09/2018 17:07

It'll probably fade. If not then a bit of sanding and revarnishing will sort it out. Not ideal but not difficult.

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 25/09/2018 17:09

will mayo work on an old water mark?

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TheFogsGettingThicker · 25/09/2018 17:25

Brasso works on water marks too, I tried dabbing it onto on a hot mug ring that someone had left on it

Never heard of trying mayo, I shall add that to the list

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theymademejoin · 25/09/2018 17:30

I know it's sorted now but due future reference, I wouldn't try any of those remedies for at least a couple of hours as you could potentially damage the wood or just have wasted a load of time with them.

Our table goes like that anytime it gets wet. It sorts itself out over an hour or two.

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SofiaAmes · 25/09/2018 17:39

General advice for not repeating the mistake: NO wet anything on wooden anything.

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TwllBach · 25/09/2018 17:57

Pictures of hearth for reference BlushBlush

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fishfingersandketchup · 25/09/2018 18:01

That's quite a few dinks in your hearth OP. Did you not, erm, notice after the first one or two?ConfusedGrin

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Singlebutmarried · 25/09/2018 18:05

Cigarette ash also works on water marks.

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Dodie66 · 25/09/2018 18:07

Well done. We used mayonnaise and also used toothpaste rubbed in. I put a wet dish on a brand new cabinet. Didn’t notice it. Then it showed as a white mark
Get some furniture wax too and keep it conditioned

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DolorestheNewt · 25/09/2018 18:09

Bit late to the party, but DH, who is an antique dealer with a bit of restoration knowledge, says he should have waxed it, not varnished it, unless he used a specific varnish that's impermeable to water (and if he used one that's supposed to be impermeable to water, the product's not a very good one!). According to DH, wax is a more reliable sealant. But keeping moisture off wood is also a good rule of thumb...

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TwllBach · 25/09/2018 18:11

Nope I am a genuine blinkered woman. I was just really pleased with myself that I could make a fire Blush

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AsAProfessionalFekko · 25/09/2018 18:11

I have a very pale wood table (don't know what it is - it's a Shaker if that helps) and it's got bloody white patches too. How does the mayo thing work?

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