Butter in the marmite.

[lightlypoached]

Just that really. What does it take to use a separate knife so we don't end up with lumps of butter in the Fucking marmite?

You need not comment if you hate marmite.

Better than Marmite in the butter!

Not great. Better than Marmite in the butter though!

LOL, great minds!

Also toast crumbs in the butter.

It's as bad as butter in the jam.

Butter in the marmite I can live with. Butter in the jam makes me heave.

But YANBU to warn the marmite haters away

Drives me chuffing mad. I buy the squeezy one for this very reason. I live with monsters.

I tried buying the squeezy jars to avoid this but got even more pissed off with them as you have no idea when you are running out it just farts at you one morning and you have to cut the bastard thing open to scrape out the remains. Butter in the marmalade gives me the rage too.

I'm always getting butter in the marmite.

And definitely better than butter in the Vegemite.. because that means the toast was too cold when the butter went on.

who is this monster you have to live with?

I'm a culprit I'm afraid. I'm not going to dirty two knives making my toast. It's only a little bit of butter

I have however solved my dilemma. There's Marmite in the cupboard and then there's my secret Marmite hidden on top of the fridge freezer muahahaha

bottledatsauce
I tried buying the squeezy jars to avoid this but got even more pissed off with them as you have no idea when you are running out it just farts at you one morning and you have to cut the bastard thing open to scrape out the remains
This happened to me this morning SSOOOO annoying ! my local shop did not have the squeezy bottle in so I bought a normal one and am considering putting it the empty squeezy one

LTB

I use the squeezy version because of this very problem.
I know I know. I will hang my head in shame.

@Angie169
Blimey Angie that's going above and beyond. Let me know if it works though

I will keep you all posted on my Marmite experiment , ( tomorrow ) although I may have sticky / buttery / crumby fingers so please excuse the typos

I hate this too! This is why I buy the squeeze one now. People can't be trusted to use a separate knife otherwise

“There’s Marmite in the butter!” was always my dad’s battlecry against the tedium of family life.

I think you would get off on a Manslaughter charge. Dino I have a beady eye on you and your habits [shudder].

Crumbs in the butter or butter in the jam/ marmite is a LTB worthy event what is wrong with people?!

(Possibly unhelpful)

There's a café near us that does marmite butter (butter whipped up with marmite) to go with dippy eggs and soldiers.

It's wonderful.

Oohhh marmite...really fancy some now

If it's squeezy it's not proper Marmite.
Fact, and I'm a scientist so I kno.