He's eating my skin

[Piebeansandchips]

AIBU to ask my DH to stop eating my skin? And by skin I mean the skin on my brie. He always takes the knife round and cuts it off and eats it before I get a chance. I mean I love the centre but you need the skin too. Grrr

LTB. Nobody should be fucking with your cheese.

ooh I thought you were going to say he is eating your chicken skin that would be WAR. I agree with rumble he should keep hit mitts off it

One of the great things about being single is getting the best bits to yourself. The rind on goats’ cheese. First spoon in the new jar of jam. The skin on the custard. First go with a fresh tablet of soap. LTB and all this can be yours!

OMG thank God you were talking about cheese. I was imagining all sorts of horrific things when I saw this thread!

I mean I don't want to be unreasonable, he's welcome to the melted Camembert skin cos the gooey cheese trumps that but am going to seriously have to rethink this. Just to say tho I'm no Dexter, we'll not yet

well even

You can eat Brie skin ...?

I was going to yak, thinking you meant dead skin trimmings!!!!! Auyghhhh

But bloody hell thats no way to treat a cheese!!

With fava beans and a nice chianti.

Oh my god I skim read this and missed the Brie bit. I nearly vomited. Anyway, YANBU, tell him to leave your skin alone.

FML. If this is anything like the skin/scale side of grilled salmon or skin on fried chicken thighs...or roast chicken skin of the extra tasty variety...id be serving some divorce papers. And restraining orders.

How dare anyone mess with the skin.

Fuck that. SKIN IS EVERYTHING. Mm

(Not a brie fan but a skin-o-holic nonetheless)

I think brie skin tastes of cum so he'd be welcome to it. Or you could just stab him with a fork...

He's welcome to my salmon skin but any other is just war quite frankly. Fish skin is

He would be walking round with the cheese knife in his forehead if he did that to MY Brie! *

*Disclaimer. I do not advocate domestic violence in any shape or form. This post is meant in a jokey manner.

Part of the reason I think DH and I work so well is that I love the skin on chicken and the fat on bacon, and he hates it.

Terrible for my arteries but we have a very happy marriage.

The fat on bacon combined with skin on brie is the best hot sandwich in the world. To be fair he is pretty good at the parenting stuff so fatally wounding him would deny me a sleep in at the weekend. Hmmm cheese or sleep, cheese or sleep

chitofftheshovel if brie tastes of cum I am definitely swallowing next time 😂

How very dare he?!

I used to work with a guy who was convinced that brie and camembert were made by encasing the soft cheese in cow dung - and that's what made the skin. Quite how he imagined that worked, or why the skin wasn't dark brown, I don't know. But I used to love going out to lunch with him because it meant I could eat all of his cut-off skin!

I love the skin on brie & camembert, & roast chicken & rice pudding.

Not fussed about fish skin but I'll eat it.

Skin on custard & milky drinks though - bleeeuurrgghhhhh!