Hanging baskets are dying and I decided to replace them with bird feeders. Got some from Poundland and bird peanuts - but not a single fucker came. No one is pecking and I'm distraught!
AIBU to be so tightfisted as not to get a proper expensive (like 18quid) one from the garden centre, plus whatever dry poop goes with it?
I'm not that concerned about birds, mind. It's that the indoor only cats can be entertained watching the birds from a safe distance, such as kitchen tops and dining table.
Here I invite every judgemental perfectionist to come and throw their superpowers and leave the posters with real problems to more considerate commenters.