Let one rip

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My MIL says she never broke wind in front of any member of her family - but she is 83 so is this a generational thing?

I quite often have a farting competition with my DH to the point where we 'strike a pose' whilst trumping.

It's great fun.

AIBU to think this keeping your farts to yourself is a thing of the past, or I am just full of hot air.

Sorry, need to go before I type anything else, I need to 'strike a pose!'

Oh no I didn't mean to post this - I was just messing around and pressed the wrong button

Please don't respond! I want this thread to disappear lol

Will only do it in front of DH and kids, no one else.

Must admit there are very few people I’m happy to trump in front of. I certainly don’t make a piece of performance art out of it!

YABU

Hahahaha! OP!

BIL lives in France. Was visiting here once and I must have farted freely as he commented that he had NEVER heard his (French) wife fart. They'd been together years. I was genuinely stunned.

Dh has never heard me fart in 6 years.

My mum used to say her farts smelled of roses and when she let one pop it ‘must have been the doorbell’ 😁

Loool

I’m loving the replies he he

Farting is good for you. Go for it girl!! Everyone farts.

I have never farted once in 15 years with DH. I am not a windy person so it tends just to be in the bathroom that it happens anyway.

I mean *in front of DH

Been with my OH almost 4 years. We never parp in front of each other. I haven't exploded nor imploded.

I’m thinking maybe I blow off more than the average person 😂

Classy.......

Neither my husband or I have ever farted in front of each other and we've been together over 20 years. We both just go to the bathroom.

I like to do silent ones then I sit giggling to myself waiting for DH to smell it.
The best one I ever did was in the car ... he was happily chatting away and I forced out a proper stinker. He didn't hear it, you just saw his face contort as he smelt it followed by "fucking he'll! That's rank!" - he then opened his window gasping for fresh air. I had actual tears of laughter rolling down my face. I still smile when I think about it. #happytimes

I'm 34 and no never in front of friends or partners

I don't understand the 'go to the bathroom' thing. I'd spend half my life in there! Especially after eating cauliflower. I must be really gassy. I can mainly hold them when needed eg in work, but it causes discomfort.

There appear to be a spate of happy skinking farting blow others heads off with repulsive smells and think it's funny. I don't understand why it's funny or acceptable. I'd hate ny DP to do this and I'd hate the embarrassment of combining foods which would cause this and if I did would certainly avoid that combination in future. Sorry for not finding it funny

Just in front of DH. I don’t do it in front of anybody else but I have absolutely no idea how you get so many replies of ‘he’s never heard me trump in 10 years of marriage’ just how? And why?

Cuttingthegrass- your post has just made me laugh again thank you!

Jeez it’s just farting. We are free winders here in Chateau fluffy! The funniest fart I ever witnessed was the dog she looked at her arse in surprise anf kept sniffing ‘something came out! I felt it, I smell it but where is it?’